Elle Backwoods

your favorite Gemini

[Elle Backwoods @uhmAiryn]

Bakersfield guys be like “I know a place” and then take you to Whiskey Barrel

[Elle Backwoods @uhmAiryn]

@urhighkitty girl I’m bored, let’s go read out loud

[Elle Backwoods @uhmAiryn]

it sticks to you, like just love yourself

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Fat niggas be swimming in shirts like we can’t see they fat still

[Elle Backwoods @uhmAiryn]

I make people read out loud because why you in my life if you’re stuttering to get through a paragraph

[Elle Backwoods @uhmAiryn]

I’m always tooted up ✨

[Grant (the big ben) O’Brantley 🇹🇹 @GrantoBrantley5]

I’ll be damned if I ever hit this pose in my life much less public. #whatthefuck

[Elle Backwoods @uhmAiryn]

I meet the most interesting people and then they all have charges

[Elle Backwoods @uhmAiryn]

“hey what are you doing today? are you bisexual?”

[Elle Backwoods @uhmAiryn]

she’s got Lexapro eyes and I love it

[Feelings 🍃 @itsmyfeelingss_]

Rachel Sennott at 30... still so underrated

[Elle Backwoods @uhmAiryn]

he can’t catch me with that knee

[dpf @kgriffinburner6]

Hopefully mcgregor never walks again fuck that rapist

[Elle Backwoods @uhmAiryn]

I actually don’t care, she ran that villa

kissing is like a handshake sometimes

[prada @basedprada]

i have a very controversial opinion on why a certain group of people hate kenzie but yall are gonna blow it out of proportion… #LoveIslandUSA

[Elle Backwoods @uhmAiryn]

well I’m Mexican sooooo

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

Unpopular opinion… but I feel like I shouldn’t smell your laundry and detergent from outside???

[Elle Backwoods @uhmAiryn]

performative gay

performative gay

performative gay

[Elle Backwoods @uhmAiryn]

people don’t smoke weed like they used to

[Elle Backwoods @uhmAiryn]

you’re not strict enough

[♱ 𝖏♤𝖉𝖊 𝖇𝖇𝖞 * @deadgrldollface]

I was locked down in a committed relationship the past 7 years & been single only 5 months (ish), God DAMN y'all fucked the dating game up.. da fuck is this even

[Elle Backwoods @uhmAiryn]

finding marijuana when you’re traveling is half the fun

yall really fiends

[Nicole ✨ @BombshellCole]

Why would you have marijuana in your suitcase while traveling to Bali?? Y’all can’t be that stupid.

[Elle Backwoods @uhmAiryn]

the private garden tomato isn’t pumped with water to make it grow as fast as possible and survive transport resulting in it being flavorless

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

grocery store tomato (top) vs one picked from a private garden. What do you notice?

[Elle Backwoods @uhmAiryn]

how do you tell a girl who just passed by you in the bar that one time your friend brought a girl over & she got high, like bad high & she sat on the curb & threw up & he was gunna leave her but I’m a GIRLS GIRL so we sat there w/ her for 3+ hours & she looks just like her?

[Elle Backwoods @uhmAiryn]

men: let me take you to this totally chill kick back

me: men are homosexual because they…

[Elle Backwoods @uhmAiryn]

my main reason for going out is making men uncomfortable

[Elle Backwoods @uhmAiryn]

just saw they’re making a “documentary” about Britney Spears

“her fans are worried about her”

she was practically medically lobotomized for 20 years, leave that woman ALONE!

[Elle Backwoods @uhmAiryn]

@rosethaaartist I worked for a bankruptcy attorney, I know everything about bankruptcy in California (many states are the same)

ask me anything!