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Uh-οh. I ოustve forgοττεn τo τype a ρroρer βiσ. ωhooρs.... Guεss you're just lefτ τo read my τωεεts & favs...=)

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That moment when you drop something and just stare at it cause your too lazy to pick it up.

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Being single because you can't find anyone who's more amazing than you. #uhoh

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What I do when I can't fall asleep:
2% Try to fall asleep
98%Calculate exactly how much sleep I could get if I fall asleep at that moment.

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"Give it to me" she screamed, "I'm so f***ing wet, give it to me now". "F*** off" I said "this is MY Umbrella."
#uhoh

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Who else thought Courage the Cowardly Dog was the scariest mother fucking show EVER?!

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The brain is amazing, works 24 hours a day and only stops when...
we are taking a fricken test. ((-_-)

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-Talking to friend-
Me: Dude! Remember when we *mom walks in*
Me: Umm, I'll tell you later...

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When Your Tired But You Stay Up Talking To That One Person <3

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Mirror: WOW you look amazing today!!
Camera: LOL, Just kidding.

#uhoh

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You are not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking.

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Single?
No Im in a relationship with "freedom."

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Boobs are proof that guys CAN focus on two things at once.

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My heart is NOT a whore, quit fucking with it.

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That awkward moment when you come home from school and look in the mirror and think, "Did I look like this all day?" #uhoh

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That awkward moment I'm looking for something and it's already in my hand.

#uhoh

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Hoodies <3 I Wear That
Arizona <3 I Drink That
Skittles <3 I Eat That
Justice <3.. Damn I Want That. Justice for Trayvon Martin.

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The akward moment when you thought The Hunger Games was a competition for fat people... ( ._..) #uhoh

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Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable , I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too...
Sincerely, put it on. #uhoh

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I swear my brain is 85% song lyrics.

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