TheUIS

YouTuber. Manther. Old. Almost dead. 75% chance I'm old enough to be your dad. 25% chance I AM your dad.

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@wtfahhh0 Had them pierced on a planet with a red sun. She got them pierced during one of her party outings.

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@KhanSaba1278 I looked it up in my physical full set of Encyclopedia Britannica. It was in the E volume. Official name of what you have there is “Engagement Farming”.

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Let’s not forget Autodrive for the They/Thems

Forza Horizon 6 - 12 Prosthetics - 50 Hearing Aids - 0 Beards https://t.co/7XK01mfx26 via @YouTube

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This was in episode 4 of #Ahsoka. What looks to be a land surveying total station. Is this used for location scouting in filmmaking or something? Was it repurposed as a prop for the episode or was it just accidentally shown on camera? #StarWars

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Tonight at 9pm eastern. Bring your kids!*

Do NOT bring your goddamn. Kids.

Lolcow Roundup & Farm Report https://t.co/cJXpDk2Xar via @YouTube

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@Denko_9 I think they call this “going around your asshole to get to your elbow”.

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@kylegrizzly @uscfan981 Sometimes not in the mood for 3 and would choose 4, but 1 & 2 are for savages.

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Too late to make fun of quartering?

Oranges #amidoingitright? https://t.co/id3NuOeRNX via @YouTube

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@_josephine0_ A toilet.

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NECA double dipping & grifting They Live, of all films!
https://t.co/XUFvxVlLhI

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Improperly handling a few 30 to 60 year old comic books - maybe with peanut butter fingers
https://t.co/oqwPho6wFY

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@its2eze @nickissle It’s just Angel dust residue. Bunch of prudes!

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@Savage16May

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@zahrafatma1278 All of them

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Got an email from a viewer showing off some of that motherfucking TheUIS merch from The Grift Shop! https://t.co/VYfz5QvcNm

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@MahikRani50377 Whole house vacuum

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Bump. https://t.co/xHU8RcwlZb

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I wish I could start an #onlyfans, but my two webbed toes isn’t freaky enough to get weirdos to pay me anything.

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Taco MF’n Pizza

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@Arma_Lite_14 It’s a butt plug. More specifically, it’s MY butt plug. Give it!

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How will the doomers spin 167 million opening weekend versus 165 million budget into a bad thing? #mando #grogu