Tom

Proud Dad to an autistic son. Part-time gym rat. Full-time hater of all things Tory, Reform and Brexit . Occasional village idiot.

[Tom @UKdad81]

Excellent pun work.
10/10.
No notes.

[Lionella 🌸 @x_zaich]

diversifying my portfolio across beef and chicken stock. if the market simmers nicely, could become the world’s first bouillonaire

[Tom @UKdad81]

@workidabbz I have many questions...all of which I'm afraid to ask

[Tom @UKdad81]

@Ginger_Tucci Are the helicopters edible or just for show?

[Tom @UKdad81]

Good morning @ambergambler_
I've been telling someone about breakfast lasagne.
I've scrolled through your media and can't find a picture of it 😒
Would you mind sharing please?

[Tom @UKdad81]

A battle...and then some!

[swannface @Vix_79]

THIS is why I care who you vote for. Trying to get the most basic of needs met for your SEN kid is a battle. So if you are voting for the cunts who want to punish my autistic son for wearing ear defenders & shaft him even further you can frankly get fucked.

[Tom @UKdad81]

@RichardLafette @Sillyshib Sharpen whose minds? The majotiry of Reform votes are race-driven, and the remainder are due to laziness/ignorance. Labour have made some big wins that many people (who benefit from them) won't know about as mainstream media don't report them...

[Tom @UKdad81]

Are we vibing @baldandglasses ? https://t.co/sM8MdOdEGI

[Tom @UKdad81]

@x_zaich Easy mistake to make 🤷‍♂️

[Tom @UKdad81]

@RichardLafette @Sillyshib I disagree. The Labour/Green split is reaching a point where it won't come close to keeping the knucklehead vote out

[Tom @UKdad81]

@Ginger_Tucci Michelle Myers...is that you?

[Tom @UKdad81]

@Delphic_Blonde It most certainly is

[Tom @UKdad81]

@RebeccaDobermom @rednuoPdnuorG Holy shit. These were goooooood. Goooooooooooooooood. They were nice.

[Tom @UKdad81]

@heartshapedoll Does this make you a champagne influenza?

[Tom @UKdad81]

https://t.co/tumqqFzJGu 10/10 bumping tune @chrislake

[SophieSpring97 @SophieP25397]

People were angry with the destruction of over a decade of Conservative government, then angry that a Labour government hasn't reversed the decline in two years, so then vote for the very people that caused the decline in the first place expecting them to fix what they caused.

[mary queen of thots🍉 @txbamxnmicxh_s]

It’s 2031 in the UK. Nigel Farage is the prime minister. A loaf of bread now costs £7. The pensioners who voted to “get their country back” are having to pay for healthcare which they blame on brown people. The BBC headline is about Zack Polanski drinking a full fat coke.

[Tom Jamieson @jamiesont]

Keir Starmer has been a disappointment, but anyone calling him 'Britain's Worst Ever Prime Minister' in a world where Liz Truss & Boris Johnson exist must have been kicked in the head by a horse

[Tom @UKdad81]

I did a little digging today ahead of tomorrow's local elections.
More solid reasons not to vote for the grifter and his merry facists.

Source: UNISON https://t.co/Gq3gPL0wnu

[MarshFamilySongs @MarshSongs]

Happy Bank Holiday! Here's a tongue-in-cheek parody song about @Nigel_Farage accepting a massive gift from a cryptocurrency billionaire and then hiding from a BBC interview - to the iconic tune of the legendary @The_Proclaimers. We're calling it: "Five Million Quid" 💰🤑💰🤑💰🎶