The UK Gnome

formerly Darlington Jack, not from Darlington and not called Jack - a Grimsby variant in Norfolk -

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@SteveLovesAmmo That’s a self sealing stem bolt #LLAP

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@ZiaYusufUK @EdwardJDavey Why wasn’t you at PMQ Zia? Oh, that’s right you’re not an MP, not elected. Does anyone actually know what Zia Useless does, aside from shitpost on X?

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@elonmusk You don’t like Africans much do you, why is that?

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@RupertLowe10 Off you pop then sunshine.

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@gingerrtom Seems that RTC have never heard of him.

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@TiceRichard The ones that helped are now in reform you melted ice cream.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Sounds like you’ve got thin skin Lee. Loads of people think you’re a rude and arrogant dickhead - you just need to look at the replies you get on here. Pretty much that’s in the public domain.

This makes you look like a fragile snowflake

Freedom of speech or banter isn’t it.

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@ZiaYusufUK And most of “there lot” that had any power are now in Reform Ltd, but at least they are elected unlike you.

You can’t choose to betray voters as nobody as voted for you.

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@TiceRichard @reformparty_uk Ooooh you’re full of zingers aren’t you. What with your net stupid and now your Burnham babble.

It’s really fucking pathetic Richard or as I like to say - micro-cock Tice

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@TheRealJamieKay That’s a lot of Phil Mitchell’s

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@ZiaYusufUK Blah blah blah from the unelected buffoon.

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@YoungBobRB

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@nonregemesse This is bullshit as such an installation is covered by permissible development rights.

Honestly folks - Google is free

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Ahhhh that!

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@ZaltzCricket what on earth do we have to do.

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@MonkEmma I was one of those kids that remember the summer of 76. Queuing at the water bowser is what I remember - it was rubbish.
Then the damn ladybirds and the crunch underfoot. It was unpleasant.

[Richard Burgon MP @RichardBurgon]

BREAKING: I've secured a parliamentary debate next week on banning all MPs' second jobs.

Farage has pocketed over £1 MILLION from outside "work" since the General Election

Being an MP is a full-time job. No MP should be out chasing lucrative second jobs.

Let's end this racket!

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@ZiaYusufUK @Nigel_Farage And lose how many by elections?

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@JohnCleese John - are you thick?

Claims that Andy Burnham awarded his wife a £4m EV contract are false; the contract with Be.EV was awarded in 2020 before she joined the company and he declared the interest then recused himself from decisions.

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

At the risk of igniting a public debate about the design… we prepared for days like this.

There are now more than 100 water fountains all over the city, and 4,000 water refill points.

Fill up. Stay hydrated.