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Are you a terrible UK Government? Are you looking for tips to continue doing terrible things while making them look like great things? Then you need us.

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Are you the UK government? Just fucking stop it then.

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Are you the British Government? Why not push out some horrific reports about Brexit today while everyone is distracted?

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Are you the British Government? Just.. stop. Stop. Right. Now.

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Are you the British Government? Did your deal get shot down by over 200 votes? Just say “Let me be clear” then say nonsense.

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Are you the British Government? Why not start the year with a media campaign about how we’re being invaded by like 6 people?

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Are you the UK Government? Is there 98 days until Brexit? Why not take two weeks off?

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Are you the UK Government? Did you produce a load of No Deal Preparedness notices with the words “In the unlikely event of a no-deal Brexit” But now a No Deal Brexit is looking more likely? Just remove the word “unlikely” without fanfare. No one will notice.

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Are you the British Government? Are you threatening the country with No Deal?

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This is called intimidation, and governing by intimidation is an act of terrorism but don’t worry, no one will call you out on this.

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Are you the British Government? For how long?

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I don’t know about you, but Tezza’s feeling ‘22

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Are you the leader of the UK Government? Are you? Are you sure?

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Are you the British Government? Why not implode?

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Are you the British Government? Are you worried your terrible deal will be voted down? Why not postpone the vote and crash the pound?

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Are you the Prime Minister and Head of the UK Government? Did Donald Tusk just make you look like an idiot? Why not just keep talking and pretend the real world isn’t there?

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Are you the Prime Minister? Are some parts of Parliament saying things that go against your lies? Why not say things like “Yes i agree completely” whenever your own MPs repeat your own sound bites?

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Are you the Prime Minister? Do you think you know what people want? Don’t bother asking them and just act like you know best in the House.

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@JimMFelton She’s hoping to sell her own range of items, Jamesy