Staying at someone’s house:
- Lie in bed for hours waiting to hear signs of life
- Wonder if bathroom is free as you’ve needed the toilet since 6am
- Finally detect cooking smells and make your way to the kitchen
- Discover everyone went out hours ago
Pancake Day Schedule:
- Wake up
- See if Father Pancake has been
- Open all your pancakes
- Cook Pancake Lunch
- Watch Queen’s Pancake Speech
- Fall asleep for a bit
- Watch a pancake film
- Make sandwich from pancake leftovers
- Bed
#pancakeday2018
Four-word Christmas horror stories:
Going to the shops
There’s nowhere to park
We’re out of cheese
Let’s play a game!
Delivered to a neighbour
The family have arrived
Get out the fridge
End of the sellotape
Decided what you want?
I’ll have a think
Don’t get me anything