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‘I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realise, it’s a comedy’ ~ Joker

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If you’re dating my homie and think he cheating on you, don’t ask me cos imma lie for him 😂

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There’s always a girl who thinks she’s leng but in reality they’re a chav🤣

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When she’s leng but also has the funniest personality 😍

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When’s she’s leng and has the funniest personality 😍

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I get talked about on a regular but never touched, they all bark but don’t bite 🗣

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Just seeing your name pop up on my phone makes me happy 💕

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If you don’t act gay around your boys, then you might actually be gay.

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I walk around being the most hated, yet I’m still untouched.

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I walk around being the most hated, but still untouched.

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We might fight in private, but in public it’s us against the world.

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Go enjoy this summer, you deserve it.

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You know it is cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold 🥶.

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Fuck a breakup, you ever had a late night talk with your best mate about life?

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Don’t show your emotions, people will think you are weak.

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More people come to your funeral rather than your birthday party, cos people would rather see you on your back and dead than on your feet and alive.

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I can take a joke, but I can’t take the disrespect. Learn the difference.

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If you bring up family in an argument, you’re a pussy.

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Having a cousin the same age as you is way better than friends.

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I can be so shy that I can text you all flirting and shit, but in person I don’t even say shit but smile