UkuleleDan

[NWS Fort Worth @NWSFortWorth]

Update: DFW made it to 109 degrees today🥵Similar temperatures are expected the next couple of days. Stay cool out there folks! #dfwwx #txwx

[UkuleleDan @UkuleleDan]

If you don't like musicals I judge you.

[UkuleleDan @UkuleleDan]

Had the absolute worst kind of dream so I got very little, and now I'm at work on a Sunday because that's how this year goes. Wheeeee.

[UkuleleDan @UkuleleDan]

Tired of summer. Shame it doesn't end until October.

[Texas Storm Chasers ⚡ @TxStormChasers]

Tomorrow’s Texas forecast: hot, hotter, and Childress.

93 to 109 statewide. Alpine at 95 is the closest thing we have to a cold front. Everyone else is running on HTeaO and spite.

Hydrate. Check on people. This heat kills.

#ad #TexasWeather #txwx

[UkuleleDan @UkuleleDan]

Why does a Bee Keeping Dungeon Tower book make me want to cry at times. Yeesh.

[UkuleleDan @UkuleleDan]

IT decided to do something today and fucked up the programs needed for operating so now I got a fuck to. Of work to worry about on Monday and my staff has to come in late to save hours since OT has to be signed off in advance by a VP personally. Fml. Kmn.

[UkuleleDan @UkuleleDan]

This bothered me less when i was young

[Texas Storm Chasers ⚡ @TxStormChasers]

Today will be a touch hotter in North Texas than yesterday. Someone in NW Texas will probably hit 110. The leaves are already falling in places due to flash drought and everything quickly getting parched. There will be virtually no relief for at least a week.

[UkuleleDan @UkuleleDan]

Did absolutely nothing this weekend. I need to stop doing that.

[Raora Panthera🐱holoEN @raorapanthera]

Today I became a strawberry!?🍓

[UkuleleDan @UkuleleDan]

My package arrived. It finished its tour of the continent

[UkuleleDan @UkuleleDan]

My package finally made it to Dallas. It's a miracle. Will it make it to the local post office or will it end up somewhere crazy again.

[UkuleleDan @UkuleleDan]

Ordered a pizza square cut, ny style, extra sauce.

I mean... I got a pizza so... at least one of those things happened.

The breadsticks... like biting a a real stick.

I should just be good and cook my own food.

[UkuleleDan @UkuleleDan]

Lawl. Finally figured out why I've had more money than normal recently. I wasn't paying a bill.

#oops

[UkuleleDan @UkuleleDan]

Motsu + Hololive is something I never expected to see. This continues to be the coolest thing ever.

[Motsu @Motsu_MC]

Hot! Hot! をみんなで叫べるゥゥゥゥ😆😆😆😆

[UkuleleDan @UkuleleDan]

What's worse? The Instagram algorithm or the search function in Outlook?

[UkuleleDan @UkuleleDan]

Hey, did you know Instagram has teen accounts?
/s

[UkuleleDan @UkuleleDan]

Stopped off at mcdonalds. I might live here now in line. People keep bailing behind me. Guy in the window is getting irritated. Keeps sticking his head out the window and pacing

[UkuleleDan @UkuleleDan]

Survived the week. Gotta do l go in tomorrow. Sigh

[UkuleleDan @UkuleleDan]

Apparently now in California.

[UkuleleDan @UkuleleDan]

Ordered from Ebay. Originated in Canada, went to Jamaica, then to Brooklyn, then to Denver, then Denver again, then Denver again where it is currently been sitting for the last 4 days.

Meanwhile in Texas...

*sigh*

[UkuleleDan @UkuleleDan]

Supposedly when the warehouse backs up, which happens constantly, USPS employees will just start throwing boxes onto whatever truck to clear the backlog at their location. Which is why your stuff ends up on the world's longest delivery scenic routes.