Birkenstocko

Healthy, wholesome aspirations.

Phunyuka bam'phethe.

Isivunguvungu 🌪

[Birkenstocko @uLandile_]

System is offline today.

I am the system.

[🌻🌹 @Preezlie]

@_Nwai Like, I don’t want to talk. I need money. 😭🙏🏽

[dhanishtamoon ☾ @aquamoonbb]

i’m just like the moon <3

[Birkenstocko @uLandile_]

they have never been MORE alive😌

[nonie_nonz @nonz_nonie]

These people can't be alive.. 😭😭✋ Soze mahn..

[Birkenstocko @uLandile_]

Redhill Cemetery has been "almost full" my entire life, so I am quite shocked to see burials are still happening there. Kanjani???

[🇯🇲7hanos876🇯🇲 @thanos876]

Only 6 teams have won 100 or more races in F1;

Ferrari 250
McLaren 203
Mercedes 138
Williams 114
Hamilton 106.

Gud nite!!!!

[Neo @FAGMILT0N]

a part of me died on 12th December, 2021 and today reminded me that i never fully recovered from it.

[ً @FER44Rl]

Turns out you can finish a Formula 1 race under the safety car. How interesting.

[Birkenstocko @uLandile_]

Please god I hope this Merc engine blows up lol. Love Kimi dzown but let's be serious

[Birkenstocko @uLandile_]

"I am so happy."

- @LewisHamilton, Silverstone
2026

🥹🥹🥹

[Birkenstocko @uLandile_]

I love being a Lewis Hamilton fan over British Grand Prix weekend 😌

[𖦏 @emoshoota]

in order to remain kind you must crash out at least once a month

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[Birkenstocko @uLandile_]

F1 IS SO BACK

[Birkenstocko @uLandile_]

May the overwhelming success I enjoyed in lighting this fire also locate Lewis Hamilton and Bafana Bafana today in their respective sporting codes.

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

pro tip: send a risky text in the morning to reduce your screen timing

[Birkenstocko @uLandile_]

@WOOLWORTHS_SA all sorted, thank you!

[Birkenstocko @uLandile_]

Hi guys @WOOLWORTHS_SA

Are the deals that are available online also applicable in store? Thanks

[Birkenstocko @uLandile_]

"you only text me when you need something" yes??? as opposed to what? Kahlen bo.

[Birkenstocko @uLandile_]

Abafana abasafuni uku use-wa and I find that very boring.

[Shane @sbliss89]

New level of Catholic guilt unlocked: the pope wants to know why you haven’t finished that draft yet.