Urban Legend Kampala

Uganda's leading authority on humour, satire & parody.

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Which washing bay do they take Uganda Airlines to? 🤔

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Nsenene. Now that we've addressed what snack will be served on board Uganda Airlines, have a happy Easter.

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We have suffered- In America you're bitten by an insect and you become a superhero. Wano you just get malaria.

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It's only a matter of time before Fresh Kid tops the charts.... as in, the pie charts.

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Presidents are beefing, musicians are beefing... who are we supposed to beef with? Introduction to Biology?

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Don't worry, we're not placing age restrictions on who qualifies to read this.

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While everyone's banning Boeing planes, it's easy to forget we pioneered things by banning a national airline.

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BREAKING: Health official steps forward to take credit for Miss Curvy. Says idea was taken from him. "Mine was called Miss Scurvy and was meant to draw attention to Vit C deficiency in slay queens".

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Today's post is stuck at the Uganda - Rwanda border. Please make do with this.

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All those Uganda Airlines pictures have people thinking they can get out of paying airfare by saying they don't have change.

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Thank you for paying OTT. You have made the rain possible.

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Jokes aside, most payingtourists are not into curves.

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Thank you for sharing that picture with dog ears. Now we are being taxed for that nonsense.

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I realised this World Cup was flawed when Wakanda didn't make it

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You are not permitted to wear a hoodie while you are on a boda, but it's perfectly okay to wear a helmet... For security reasons. It's World Cup season, so own goals are to be expected.

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Happy New Year everyone. See you in 2018

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Our thoughts go out to our brothers and sisters in Rwanda, Tanzania and Kenya who didn't have to work today... https://t.co/5E7g21y1Eq

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So now you know... https://t.co/6ajWQLmOjX

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We ask the hard questions. https://t.co/PHHDMxEkgH

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Not quite what you expected when your MP promised to look into the state of the Education sector, is it? https://t.co/HyWtKIv0yu