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Seems it's all fun and games at the DUP this weekend unifying the party again, according to this leaked leaflet 👀

Did they miss anything?

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BREAKING NEWS

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BREAKING NEWS:
Stormont denies ‘photashap’ claims

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@bonkers2204 Reality has got stranger than fiction whilst we were away tbf. Sure we'll keep writing articles just for you. It'll be our little secret. (apparently)

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BANGOR WOMAN REVEALS HARROWING ORDEAL AFTER FACEBOOK CRASH

https://t.co/4EEsjmpmi1

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There’s still a few weapons that haven’t been decommissioned...

Get em booked ladies. 👀

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@LisaMostly @nmdcouncil Sometimes reality is stranger than anything we could makeup.

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BREAKING NEWS
Media frenzy as farmer forced to apologise to sheepdog over ‘good girl’ remark

https://t.co/zYsv5rQEUW

#NorthernIreland

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WORLD NEWS
Tourism boost as NI roads declared part of the Grand Canyon

https://t.co/Loowmj45Bp

#NorthernIreland

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LOCAL NEWS
Parents hire secretary to deal with school emails

https://t.co/nFrkqPrR4d

#NorthernIreland

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BREAKING NEWS

https://t.co/vKQW55zjry

#NorthernIreland

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@DaiLingual @CnaG @ForasnaGaeilge Always assumed it was "wild". Maybe all the same thing?

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@antrimsteve1984 Of course.

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The year is 2022 AD. Gaulster is entirely occupied by the Europeans. Well, not entirely. One small party of indomitable Gaulstermen still holds out against the invaders. Life is not easy for the Negotiators who garrison the fortified camps of Brusselsium, Dublinium & Londinium.

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Gone too soon... #LiztrussResign

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It's that time again... ☀️

https://t.co/m1bTOkmTKa

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@bradley_steve @asda @LADRedux @BelfastLive @YourDerry @MyDerry @LisaMMcGee Sigh...
https://t.co/x1ucyoLqJy

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And next on Ulster Fry TV, this:

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The new NI cartoon series that's so HOT 🔥 Facebook banned it.

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@exunionist It was pretty special. Though in fairness my da is the same age as Macca and he could probably headline Glastonbury with a series of freeform rants about the price of petrol.

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Paul McCartney offending the Glastonbury Concerned Residents.