۫ 🔍༝ ଼𝓜𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀♱ ʿ ⊹ ⠀ ⋆ ⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀｢ 〝，　 𝐭oo much work. 𝐋ame. 𝐁𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠. ⠀⠀
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⠀investigating and making inquiries is the work for a 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞, .ᐣ
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[۫ 🔍༝ ଼𝓜𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 @ULTADEDUCTION]

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𝐓𝐇𝐄. 𝐋iving ̳ ̳. world is a 𝕯𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 nocturnal 𝒟𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝗶𝘀 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘. From dawn to ᴅᴜsᴋ I spend my time in the 𝕽𝖊𝖆𝖑 world — - - — 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐙𝐘,
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⠀⠀⠀⠀ It`a not ⠀𝐅͢ ͢𝐀͢ ͢𝐈͢ ͢𝐑͢ ͢ ͢͢ ˖ ꜜ ٪ ࣪ ִֶָ 𒀭

[₃₁₄₉ @soverenyi]

blackmail works wonders when it comes to the supposed morally upright citizens of the universe.

[۫ 🔍༝ ଼𝓜𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 @ULTADEDUCTION]

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hmm, i don't dislike the sound of that ~ just what prank would it be? it better be a good one!
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[۫ 🔍༝ ଼𝓜𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 @ULTADEDUCTION]

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⠀⠀⠀，　" well I had to come get a closer look of the boss myself. a certain detective of ours talks an awful lot about you , you know .ᐣ "

The detective sprouted as he stood directly Infront of the mafia leader.
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[𝖙𝗵𝗲 𝒃𝗲͟𝗮͟𝘀͟𝘁͟ 𝙞͟𝙣𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 ( s-h ) @STEPCLOS3R]

ᅟᅟᅟ
⠀ ⠀⠀݁ @ULTADEDUCTION ͡︵ .

゛this is no place for a member of the
agency to be、 you know .ᐣ ゛ osamu
crossed his arms over his chest.

[۫ 🔍༝ ଼𝓜𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 @ULTADEDUCTION]

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oh yeah ? like do what ,
its in the middle of the
after noon. most things
are closed.
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[۫ 🔍༝ ଼𝓜𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 @ULTADEDUCTION]

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for a mafia boss you sure
seems anything but , get
some sleep. ( sitting on
the bosses desk, he pops
yet another lolli in his
mouth. )
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[𝖙𝗵𝗲 𝒃𝗲͟𝗮͟𝘀͟𝘁͟ 𝙞͟𝙣𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 ( s-h ) @STEPCLOS3R]

ᅟᅟᅟ
( yawns. ) sleepy...

[۫ 🔍༝ ଼𝓜𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 @ULTADEDUCTION]

.⸙͎ || taking a small break for the day. ngl that really upset me. i hate call out culture for real it ruins the fun for everyone

[۫ 🔍༝ ଼𝓜𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 @ULTADEDUCTION]

@ChazukeLover .⸙͎ || did nothing wrong to that person and haven't even gotten around to interact with them yet. it's quite honestly rude and immature

[۫ 🔍༝ ଼𝓜𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 @ULTADEDUCTION]

.⸙͎ || forgive me for what im about to say. but to that beast Atsushi that just subtweeted. that's not cool and not nice at all. idk what kick you get out of it. but i do not tolerate cancel culture especially in rp when im here to only have fun.

i also don't tolerate ship hate

[۫ 🔍༝ ଼𝓜𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 @ULTADEDUCTION]

@ChazukeLover .⸙͎ || oh yeah no you're fine! im not gonna say the acc user because again i don't condome harrassment or cancel culture. im just here to rp wnd have fun but what that person subtweeted about me

was not okay and im not one to sit and tolerate stuff like that. especially when i

[۫ 🔍༝ ଼𝓜𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 @ULTADEDUCTION]

subtweeted me*

[۫ 🔍༝ ଼𝓜𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 @ULTADEDUCTION]

have fun. end of story

[۫ 🔍༝ ଼𝓜𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 @ULTADEDUCTION]

and would rather not be near anyone who thinks that's okay to harrass others for harmless ships.

again not cool please better yourself as a person before you go and start drama because you think cancel culture is funny and cool. it's not.

I'm not here for drama im here to

[𝖙𝗵𝗲 𝒃𝗲͟𝗮͟𝘀͟𝘁�� 𝙞͟𝙣𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 ( s-h ) @STEPCLOS3R]

ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ

[۫ 🔍༝ ଼𝓜𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 @ULTADEDUCTION]

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I'm getting bored , i haven't
had any tasks done in a while
are the cops avoiding me . . . .
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[۫ 🔍༝ ଼𝓜𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 @ULTADEDUCTION]

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I'm being man handled by a
monkey, someone come get
this maniac away from me !
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[۫ 🔍༝ ଼𝓜𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 @ULTADEDUCTION]

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`` DAZAI !! put - me -
down !! AH ! LET GO
OF ME !! KUNIKIDA ! ``

never in his life had be been practically man handled like this ! his heart jump in his chest as he kicked and punched at the other in attempt to get him to let go.

[۫ 🔍༝ ଼𝓜𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 @ULTADEDUCTION]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Green eyes for once in a long time widened as he was suddenly lifted from the ground and 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐃 around the office!

those mushrooms must have really made him loose his mind for the 𝐀𝐔𝐃𝐀𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐘 !!

[𝖙𝗵𝗲 𝒃𝗲͟𝗮͟𝘀͟𝘁͟ 𝙞͟𝙣𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 ( s-h ) @STEPCLOS3R]

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゛but i'm pregnant with you! you
can't be a virgin... AHH OUR SON
IS NOT OUR SON.. ゛osamu kept
the detective in his arms tighter.
゛i'm going to be a daddyyyy and
you're going to take care of our
baby. ~ ゛he now runs around the
room excited and jumping up.

[۫ 🔍༝ ଼𝓜𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 @ULTADEDUCTION]

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`` I'm a virgin ! ``

usually he could easily over
look dazai's ridiculousness
but only when it wasn't
directed onto him ! !

[۫ 🔍༝ ଼𝓜𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 @ULTADEDUCTION]

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⠀⠀one thing about ranpo,

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀it was really hard to get him annoyed . at least kunikida level annoyed. `` there is no child you aren't — PREGNANT ! ``

he attempted to struggle and climb out of his tight hold.
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[𝖙𝗵𝗲 𝒃𝗲͟𝗮͟𝘀͟𝘁͟ 𝙞͟𝙣𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 ( s-h ) @STEPCLOS3R]

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゛i'm pregnant! you will take over
our child ! ゛osamu hugs ranpo、
squeezing him tightly in his arms
and rubbing his cheek against the
detective's. ゛will you give candy
to our son? ゛

[۫ 🔍༝ ଼𝓜𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 @ULTADEDUCTION]

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Of course i am not heartless
besides I only did it for the
snacks!
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[𝒍ittle───swordsman @siIverwolvs]

( catching it with one hand , using the other to give ranpo a pat on the head ) good, thank you for being so willing, I'm proud of you.