Ultimate Hiruko Shizuhara

Hiruko Shizuhara. I'm still trying to save him, even now...

[Ultimate Hiruko Shizuhara @UltimateHiruko]

One more time, then?

[Ultimate Hiruko Shizuhara @UltimateHiruko]

@wantedslasher [Sigh] Carry on…

[Ultimate Hiruko Shizuhara @UltimateHiruko]

@wantedslasher Why does your idea of fun mean migraines for everyone…?

[Ultimate Hiruko Shizuhara @UltimateHiruko]

@wantedslasher Then why are you beeping like a smoke detector?

[Kyoshika Hints @KyoshikaHints]

//I’ll be away for a week and a half starting this Wednesday. I know I’m not the most active right now, but I’ll be overseas on vacation with spotty internet at best, so if I don’t reply much, that’s why! I’ll be back on the 15th, so look forward to that.

[Ultimate Hiruko Shizuhara @UltimateHiruko]

@feybloods @boozledorf @moonlitverdict

[Ultimate Hiruko Shizuhara @UltimateHiruko]

I come back for one minute only to discover I’m shadowbanned. This entire timeline was a mistake.

[Ultimate Hiruko Shizuhara @UltimateHiruko]

@feybloods @boozledorf @moonlitverdict Hey, you have no right to do that to him. He’s blind for god’s sake.

[Ultimate Hiruko Shizuhara @UltimateHiruko]

@bunnytakumi How cute

[Ultimate Hiruko Shizuhara @UltimateHiruko]

@bl00died_kn1vez …Second drawer of my nightstand. If more than one pack is missing when I get back to my room, I’m taking away talking privileges.

[Ultimate Hiruko Shizuhara @UltimateHiruko]

@bl00died_kn1vez …The more Takumis and Eitos that show up, the worse the gravitational distortion, and the more time dilates. Put in your terms, it’s like… downloading too many eroges and you’re so busy deciding which one to play every day that time passes far slower in each game than normal.

[Ultimate Hiruko Shizuhara @UltimateHiruko]

@bl00died_kn1vez …You’re hardly alone. Why are there two girl Eitos? Why has my blind friend split into two? And how are there so many overlord Takumis from that one wretched mistake?

[Ultimate Hiruko Shizuhara @UltimateHiruko]

@bl00died_kn1vez There’s a time dilation situation in effect. For us, time has reached Day 418, but in reality, it’s been a mere fraction. Something about this specific timeline is so gravitationally dense that it warps reality around it.

[Ultimate Hiruko Shizuhara @UltimateHiruko]

@eyestoseewhat

[Ultimate Hiruko Shizuhara @UltimateHiruko]

Once upon a time, Tuesday was a special holiday. I guess even the most prolific traditions can fade into obscurity.

[Ultimate Hiruko Shizuhara @UltimateHiruko]

@eyestoseewhat (Hiruko stares into the distance.)

The fear was palpable, Takumi.

[Ultimate Hiruko Shizuhara @UltimateHiruko]

@eyestoseewhat Takumis like yourself would cower in fear every week as Tuesday rolled around, as the Eitos would begin to stalk their prey. You would flee as fast and as far as you could, lest you be caught — and touched.

[Ultimate Hiruko Shizuhara @UltimateHiruko]

@copyca7harmony …There are less drastic ways of treating such conditions, you know.

[Ultimate Hiruko Shizuhara @UltimateHiruko]

@Hiruko30XX Sports. I almost forgot about the concept.