DreamAnimal

what happens when that kid who corrected other kids' dads at the zoo grows up | married to @notsoniceville | he/him
dreamanimal on bluesky /

[DreamAnimal @UltimateXiphias]

When my coach at the gym asks about my strength training goals I just show this video and refuse to elaborate

[Joe ⚓️ @CPO_JOE]

Toyota Hilux

Everything the Cybertruck isn’t.

[DreamAnimal @UltimateXiphias]

@ItsBeardoWeirdo I got a notification about this tweet

[DreamAnimal @UltimateXiphias]

Apparently if you ask grok the hard questions it will straight up delete your tweet. Thought this was a free speech zone 🤔

[DreamAnimal @UltimateXiphias]

@grok who would be better as a serial killer? Dahmer, Gacy, or Musk? We're talking numbers, but also how much of a spectacle they'd make.

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

Okay, here’s the fight song.

[DreamAnimal @UltimateXiphias]

@daveweigel extremely high odds this was written by AI, it's got all the tell-tale signs of AI written lyrics (bad cliches, confusing/nonexistent meter)

[Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper]

BREAKING: Iranian missiles are seen flying toward Israel from a Lebanese wedding, where the music makes the moment feel eerily surreal

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖔𝖘 📘🦷🔼 @Homievulgaris]

The 4chan mods mostly being government email holders makes me feel like maybe all my court ordered psychiatrists owe me an apology.

[David Austin Walsh @DavidAstinWalsh]

It's not just that we're in a post-literate society -- our society is quite literally anti-human, in that it funnels billions of dollars to people who hold the *idea* of human life in philosophical contempt.

[DreamAnimal @UltimateXiphias]

hey look a metaphor

[Marty Bent @MartyBent]

When your money is broken this is what $3,500,000 can buy you; a poorly constructed “luxury” house.

[Sara @wolvestwtsara]

seasonal depression seems fake until it’s randomly 50 degrees in March and you feel like you just popped a molly

[Nathan FOIA Tankus @NathanTankus]

Without a radical change in directions, we're going to choke ourselves to death while trying to murder our way to a solution

[William Rose @dodecahedra]

Aggressive move by this wikipedia contributor to geometrically visualize the binomial theorem.

Oh, do you "have trouble" seeing things in 4D? Sorry that life is so difficult for you. Stop whining and try harder.

[Daniel Wortel-London @dlondonwortel]

Why yes, that’s an art-deco statue of a flapper chatting on the phone.

[DreamAnimal @UltimateXiphias]

@getfiscal If the phone's on vibrate, sure

[DreamAnimal @UltimateXiphias]

@altryne I don't like to engage with blue checks, but have you considered the possibility that some fundamental human part of you is missing?

[DreamAnimal @UltimateXiphias]

@ByYourLogic The translation jocks hang out with those frat boys who read infinite jest

[DreamAnimal @UltimateXiphias]

If this Flag offends you.. LEAVE!