Truth McJustice

The world must know the facts. And facts are made out of science. #Ultrafact.

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Fridays are the Mondays of the weekend. #ultrafact

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Tequila is good. #ultrafact

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Fewer people have cats than have faces. #ultrafact

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The truth is that we'll never know what's going to happen in a million years anyways. #ultrafact #neverinamillionyears

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Chihuahuas have dicks for paws. #ultrafact

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If you name your kid "Sanders" they will have a 1 in 3 chance of playing 2 major league sports simultaneously. #ultrafact

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You look like Jessica Alba/Winnie Cooper. #ultrafact

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In a lot of cases, guys have penises. #ultrafact

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Wow! Not only are @ChryslerAutos more likely to explode than other cars, but now they're also dropping [F] bombs: http://on.mash.to/gqxa7Z

[felt tip feelings🌹 @wheresmysled]

FACTS! @ULTRAFACTS! http://2log.biz/?blog_id=3146

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Everyone has at least one drunk in their family. If you don't, it's you. #ultrafact

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If you Google it too much, you'll go blind. #ultrafact

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http://twitpic.com/39hfaw Only in America. #ultrafact

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Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo. #ultrafact

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The taint is the part of body that recovers the quickest... on Mars! #ultrafact

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Before playing Late Night, The Roots were a wandering band of mendicant martial artist monks. @questlove has won the Thai kumite. #ultrafact

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Harry Potter is a masterful retelling and reorientation of an Arabian myth cycle about a family of djinni known as al-Ueasli. #ultrafact

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Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo. #ultrafact