Bruce Wong

I'm not great at bios.

[Bruce Wong @UltraGroovyGuy]

@jfropitz @Xfinity @XfinitySupport Yikes! Often when I have a big problem with Xfinity, I go directly to the store and bug a representative.

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Dumb Morning Thoughts:
Someone should do a Dune/Fresh Prince parody called,

"The Fresh Prince of Arrakis"

#dune #thefreshprinceofbelair

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Imagine Frankenstein's monster as a manic pixie dream girl and you've got "Poor Things". Only she's out to elevate herself and no one else.

#PoorThings

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Well, I didn't care about football before and I care even less now. Progress.

#IDontCareAboutTSwiftsBF

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GTA VI is just going to be Florida Man: The Game.

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Sometimes I want to call H&M the Ham store.

#handm #ham

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Before last week, I only thought about the Roman Empire once every few years.

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@the_phil_hughes Yeah you did!

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I often think about eating a giant cookie and some Milk Duds right before seeing the dentist.

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Future me will eventually say something along the lines of, "What!? You haven't seen the Barbie movie!?!? It's one of Greta Gerwig's best! You don't know who Greta Gerwig is!?!?!?!?!? You need to see Lady Bird! I HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL YOU ABOUT GERWIG'S MOVIES!!!!!!!!!"

#Barbie

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After Cruise and the gang retire from Mission Impossible, they should get into street magic.

#MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning #magichands #everybodyisamagician

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@zelephante I felt like that movie was very slice of life. Lots of things happen, but with little to no closure. Just what's happening now in this time in this little part of the world and that's it. Then everyone moves on.

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@peepsaregood It probably is! But I would check with your doctor to see if that's normal since I've never had epinephrine myself.

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@heatheryeo @TheBrooksening That's just nachos topped with eggs!

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@peepsaregood We just all need to move to Canada or Europe.

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@peepsaregood Yikes! That's no fun! I'm glad you're okay!

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The Titanic is like Mount Everest, don't visit either of them.

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@SJYeocero Now I do!!!! IMMA BIRD!!! IMMA BIG BIG BIRD! GOTTA DO IT DOWN DO IT DOWN! YOURE A BIRD!!! Do you have Wes dancin' as a gif in your brain now!?!? haha.

[Bruce Wong @UltraGroovyGuy]

James Gunn is the master of getting songs I forgot about struck in my head.