Ultra Violette

Future-Proof Your Face✌️
SPF designed for 365-day wear
Aus made, oxybenzone & cruelty free

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Boss: why aren’t you answering your Slack messages?

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Them: please don’t break into song after one drink.

Me: giving a live performance fuelled by tequila and vibes.

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FY-Vi: mixing random makeup products with your SPF is a massive no-no.

Lucky for you, Vi’s Super Glow Drops are back in stock! Read the caption.👇

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FY-Vi: when the UV index is over 3 you gotta be wearing SPF. This is almost everyday in Aus so there’s no excuses.

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Me processing the first day back at the office and wondering how tf I’m gonna sit through this until Easter break

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Me 10 seconds after overhearing piping tea fighting the urge not to tell my bestie, partner, mum, neighbour and dog in front of the tea itself

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If your partner says not to post that bikini pic, ask them if that’s the jonah hill they want to die on

[Ultra Violette @UltraVioletteAU]

When girls say they are “running errands” it means they are doing like one important thing and then getting coffee and going to Kmart

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When they ask “what do you bring to the table”

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I hate ranting to my partner because they’ll use logic and reasoning and I’m really just looking for someone to be as overdramatic about the situation as I am

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My superpower is acting surprised when the 12-14 packages delivered daily to my house are all for me

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Shoutout to everyone who cooks at 180° no matter what the directions say

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When someone asks me a question during a zoom meeting & I’ve been online shopping

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I need a mani, pedi, neck massage, trip, and a new SKINSCREEN™

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Me passing by UV at Sephora:

"We have SKINSCREEN™ at home"

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Me to my bank account after booking yet another trip during a random flight sale:

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Me to my bank account after buying yet another item I didn't need:

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Go to "therapy"? You mean a Sephora that stocks Ultra Violette?

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When they pour me another shot thinking i'm about to get freaky but i'm about to start talking about the importance of daily SPF

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Me after seeing Vi dropped her limited edition holiday sets 🎄👀