Michael Noren

I once did things, now I'm just biding my time until death with Netflix. I also play video games and stuff. Hockey is life.

[Michael Noren @UltrawMN]

@cryptidish Prove it

[Michael Noren @UltrawMN]

@556Defiance @Vikings If you really gave a shit you would already know that May is military appreciation month.

[Michael Noren @UltrawMN]

Hey @ZachHalverson is the T.I. thing tonight going to be streamed or is it in person only tonight?

[Michael Noren @UltrawMN]

@johnkriesel Don't worry John, the Pohlads will promote a 3 dollar beer night and think that makes it all better.

[Michael Noren @UltrawMN]

Dear @MaxxFuller it was very inconsiderate to break your face during peak Worst Case Scenario season. Please refrain from doing this in the future.

[Michael Noren @UltrawMN]

@cryptidish Respectfully looking.

[Michael Noren @UltrawMN]

@Parkerfox24 Slapping a basketball after it hits the backboard looks the same if Muggsy Bogues does it or Victor Wembanyama.

[Michael Noren @UltrawMN]

@cryptidish I look like 10 pounds of groceries stuffed into a 5 pound bag, and this is the type of masterpiece you counter with? Report for smurfing plz.

[VikesReport @VikesReport]

GIVEAWAY! What a day for MN sports! More custom hammers are now available. Shoot me a DM if you’re interested. Like and RT this post for a chance to win a free custom hammer of your choice. The WINNER will be announced during halftime of the Wolves game tonight.

[Michael Noren @UltrawMN]

@Dianexis @Twitch Yea but you gotta cover up the tip hole with a pasty.

[Michael Noren @UltrawMN]

@alexismirjana Reminiscent of the goal off Dubnyk's back from an awful stanchion bounce.

[Michael Noren @UltrawMN]

I'm really disappointed in you today @ZachHalverson , @nacholeber said "Gobble it up and then go back down" on today's show and you didn't say a word.

[Michael Noren @UltrawMN]

@whataworldwerin @RussoHockey This guy loves bread, also none of us "accept" Iowa.

[Michael Noren @UltrawMN]

@RussoHockey Gus Bus needs to go to the shop for an oil change.

[Michael Noren @UltrawMN]

@PreachGaming RE9 Summer

[Michael Noren @UltrawMN]

@MeschkeTerry @PaulCharchian You're right, the Wild haven't made it out of the first round since 2015. Although I guarantee when they do they won't reduce their payroll by 40 million the next year. The Twins won their first series in 20 years and did exactly that, nice effort Pohlads.

[Michael Noren @UltrawMN]

@MeschkeTerry @PaulCharchian Leipold and the Wilf's have done everything they can to try and put their teams in a position to win a championship. It just hasn't come to fruition, but it's not because of a lack of trying. Unlike the Pohlads.

[Michael Noren @UltrawMN]

@BrandonMileski Kyle Murphy is going to be ELECTRIC in this offense.

[Michael Noren @UltrawMN]

@DanHayesMLB Why does baseball have so many running injuries? There is no other sport where this many people get injured from simply running.

[Michael Noren @UltrawMN]

@mnwild This is my favorite timeline of Minnesota sports, the fall before the comeback before the actual fall.