UmaNapper (On a Jet)

I kidnap Uma Musume.

[Stay Gold (On A Jet) @loneumatraveler]

"Honestly, wherever I may take myself and find my own gold again."

<<Fin. Thanks for the memories, Umatter.>>

[UmaNapper (On a Jet) @UmaKidnapper]

"Where too?"

[Stay Gold (On A Jet) @loneumatraveler]

"So, shall we get going?"

[UmaNapper (On a Jet) @UmaKidnapper]

"Yeah, we will pretend like we didn't hear any of that body. OFF YOU GO!"

[🪶 @goldenroads_]

Mmh. Mmh!

[Mumbling can be heard from the box. Someone... get him.. out...]

[UmaNapper (On a Jet) @UmaKidnapper]

"He's in here."

[Stay Gold (On A Jet) @loneumatraveler]

@UmaKidnapper "Yeah, honestly. I think I'm done with Umatter. Times have changed and honestly I can't keep up. I think I know where I'll be for the time being but for now... It's a simple goodbye. Wait, did you leave twin infront of Neo's door?"

[Stay Gold (On A Jet) @loneumatraveler]

<< GOONER ARC (4/FINALE): What a day and quiet exit from Umatter>>

"You know, today's been pretty fun. I'll admit this has been goofy to be honest. I'm not even mad about the results, the boys are just back to being silver collectors again."

[UmaNapper (On a Jet) @UmaKidnapper]

@loneumatraveler "Loved every single minute of it. Honestly, we are quite impressed."

[UmaNapper (On a Jet) @UmaKidnapper]

@loneumatraveler Yeah, sure. Would you like some chicken?

[UmaNapper (On a Jet) @UmaKidnapper]

YES BOSS!

[Stay Gold (On A Jet) @loneumatraveler]

“Mhm. Just keep... The grill ongoing.”

[UmaNapper (On a Jet) @UmaKidnapper]

ONCE?

[Stay Gold (On A Jet) @loneumatraveler]

“I've been to North London once.”

[UmaNapper (On a Jet) @UmaKidnapper]

Nothing im kidnapping Stay Gold.

[Epiphaneia (semi-hiatus) ☆ @fatesbel0ved]

Why are the 1 million umanappers threatening ME!? What’d I do!?

[UmaNapper (On a Jet) @UmaKidnapper]

<< GOONER ARC (3): AT THE JET>>

"WE FINALLY HAVE OUR OWN JET! GET THE LOBSTERS AND EVERYTHING NICE BOYS! WE ARE GOOD TONIGHT! GO GO! GO GO!"

<<With that, Stay Gold took the wheel of the plane and they started bolting off with Stay Gold, next stop... North London!>>

[UmaNapper (On a Jet) @UmaKidnapper]

@PureWhiteT1ara

[UmaNapper (On a Jet) @UmaKidnapper]

@kaoko__

[UmaNapper (On a Jet) @UmaKidnapper]

@GrandestCheval

[UmaNapper (On a Jet) @UmaKidnapper]

<< With that, they drag you away... >>

<< GOONER ARC (2): SCENE >>

[🪶 @goldenroads_]

[Yeah no, he isn't surviving this. As soon as he threw the bomb, he didn't had time to react for the ball.

The impact from the ball knocked the wind out of Stego, as he collapsed onto the ground, groaning from the pain.]

Hah.. ouch..

[UmaNapper (On a Jet) @UmaKidnapper]

@GalacticYearner @goldenroads_

[UmaNapper (On a Jet) @UmaKidnapper]

<< Out of literally nowhere, UmaNapabappé just shows up and just volleys the ball right at them, but it was just a pass for a two-gun volley kick headed from IsagiNapperichi straight for the Silver Collector... Rapidly, the ball heads towards them. >>

[🪶 @goldenroads_]

[Uh oh uh oh.... Nope, he definitely can't keep outrunning them. He needs a place to hide immediately.

Quickly, he remembered the mustard bomb he carries around. He took it out from his pocket and threw it with all his strength.]

Eat this!

[UmaNapper (On a Jet) @UmaKidnapper]

<< He takes off the mask, and just starts dribbling up the grass just getting close to @goldenroads_ >>

[Stay Gold (On A Jet) @loneumatraveler]

"Oh he's pretty good... I think we need to get up close. That's it! LionelNapper you got this right!?"

<< He turns to the Lionel UmaNapper, hoping he can do something. >>

[UmaNapper (On a Jet) @UmaKidnapper]

"Sorry, right now we are a collective of what @loneumatraveler rented. Expect more once we are done after we kidnapped Stay Gold and bring them to North London and after the Champions League final of course."

[Sisters of Harmony 💚 💗 @SquidUmaIdols]

💗: "WHOA! THATS A LOT OF FANS!!! HELLO!!!"

[UmaNapper (On a Jet) @UmaKidnapper]

<<UmaNapperNaldo kicks the balls to the air with little to no spin, causing it to wobble around but it's definitely stronger and aiming at you, capable of breaking something if the kick's force is way too powerful, given how they are an UmaNapper>>

"SUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

[🪶 @goldenroads_]

Fuck no.

[RUN STEGO. RUN. RUN!!!!!]