Kaitie Lynch

Blue’s mom 🐶 | space enthusiast | Pauli Murray & Harriet Tubman super fan | loves fast cars vin diesel for life

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@Uber having a serious customer service issue. A driver is refusing to return my car keys. The customer service team isn’t providing any options. Help! This is ridiculous

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Giving this Twitter thing another shot.

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@AmtrakNEC Excellent! Two minutes away then! Any passengers on the train who can confirm 2158 is pulling into NYC?

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@AmtrakNEC Help! First delayed an hour now just delayed. Any updates on 2158?

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To the man at five leaves full on eating a juicy delicious cheeseburger at 9:30am while people wait for their coffee: I see u & I respect u

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@missgabebarry @WestbrookBeer @TORST_NYC YAS!!

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Go to Party City ✔️ Go to Kinkos ✔️ Only thing missing is @missgabebarry #EventProducerVibes #DefendBeer

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When you eat something that unexpectedly tastes exactly like something your dad made & you're like the happiest grown up kid on the planet.

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Oh the magic of falling in love...with a new show. #SOA

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There are so many people in my life to love. Having the most fortunate Valentine's Day yet.

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FYI - just ordered $65 of dumplings from Vanessa's like the little monster that I am. #dumplingday

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Chinese food. Cookie dough. Magic Mike XXL. Best family Xmas eve ever.

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The only reason why I'm leaving my house right now is so that I can listen to #Serial uninterrupted. #SerialThursdays

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@missgabebarry @OffBeatMagazine @Usher you know the key to my heart

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The West Wing was so amazingly clairvoyant. Having hannukah dinner with the President via my Amazon fire stick.

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Just completed a dessert only seamless order. 🎉

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My Amazon firestick quits every time I turn on the west wing. What is this bizarre and disturbing force of nature?!

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When someone asks me how many episodes of #FridayNightLights I can watch the answer has always been and will always be all of them.

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Love thanksgiving. Now bring on the vegetables!

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@missgabebarry Yas! So guilty