Paranormal Equity

(Umatter OC rp account run by MizuMod. The following will contain themes of unreality and body horror.)

Just a photographer at Tracen. Dont mind me

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spraying my dog with the mist setting on the hose

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@BrewedShadow @Ethanberr i guess,,

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@BrewedShadow @Ethanberr ...hhhh!
You two confuse me

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@BrewedShadow @Ethanberr your both giving me too much credit

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@Ethanberr @BrewedShadow And when i dont?

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@BrewedShadow @Ethanberr ...i doubt it.

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@BrewedShadow @Ethanberr ...and if i dont know my actual reflection period?

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@BrewedShadow @Ethanberr but- i. i literally suck, im a cynical ass

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@Ethanberr @BrewedShadow you both cant be serious..

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@BrewedShadow @Ethanberr cause these cheeseball is trying to insist that ill find love and care and i sincerely doubt it cause im awful

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@BrewedShadow @Ethanberr I- yknow what. Perfect person for this. Cafe, do you think im at all tolerable or likeable?

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@BrewedShadow @Ethanberr w- how did you get here??

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@Ethanberr And yet you cant name one person who would

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@Ethanberr ...you cant think of anyone. can you?

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@Ethanberr Name one person besides your insanity who could POSSIBLY want me around.

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@parcaesfate ...fair enough

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...im learning i really like blacklight aesthetics these days still

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