Umar Muhammad

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Bet your Christmas money on Real Madrid and thank me later😌✨

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@RiazBaby ╰═➤ 𝙁𝙊𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙒 𝙈𝙀
╰═➤ 𝙁𝙤𝙧 𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠

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@GlockboyTrap72 @msjojos Done ✅

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8 planets
195 countries
7 Seas
7707 islands
8,171,472,009 people

And all these, why I am single??

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@tweetbymusa ╰═➤ 𝙁𝙊𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙒 𝙈𝙀
╰═➤ 𝙁𝙤𝙧 𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠

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Aisha wey get money na Easha, the one wey broke na Shatu, if E get no sisi na indo🤌🏾😹

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Q: In which room we cannot live?

A: Mushroom.

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When you learn to depend on yourself, you will be happier in life.

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@mahaqueen_x Yes I will

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@tweetbymusa Let go

Follow to follow back

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😂😂😂

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E be like say na this December be December to remember 😔😭

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This is my last year looking for money legally

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@Khaytweets Ok

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Dear male students, avoid dating the same women with lecturers 🤣🤣😂😂😂

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If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

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When I sent you message and you were ignored my mood go change in moment 😏

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Why do you want to work with us?😃

Me: will you do all this work alone 😂😂😂

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Ya Allah Make Today Better Pass Yesterday Amin 🙏🏻 We Move ✅ 💯