Cody Umbaugh

Small town northeast of Pittsburgh Snapchat: coduumbaugh

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Guys if you actually rubbed your girls back for more than 30 seconds she’d actually want to have sex with you.

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@JoePolliard I’m glad this is the first tweet I saw this year 😂😂

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@megancarnahan16 Panera bread is overpriced hospital food

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@JoePolliard You have more friends than anyone I know you’re definitely an extrovert. Desteny is a good example of an intro. No friends, won’t go out to eat at all literally will not leave the house and works a job where she doesn’t have to talk to a single person.

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I’m literally a completely different person on Facebook and no ones realized I literally just love getting people wound up 😂😂

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@JakeReynolds32 @irs My favorite part is that they added interest onto it too like wtf

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Thanks @irs for the $1961 bill from messing up my taxes 2 years ago. Greatly appreciated 👍🏼

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@JakeReynolds32 Can we make this for extroverts as well? It’s rough being an extrovert that dislikes humans 😂😂

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@JoePolliard Guess I’ll go fuck off then

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@Kelli_Leslie Gives a new meaning to “Great Dane”

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@JakeReynolds32 Immortal is a Hollywood mask and suit making for horror movies and they worked together to design this mug. Turkey Merck handcrafts horror mugs but they are all very limited release and sell out within 30 seconds. Amazing artists though the detail is insane

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I can’t take vacations I always do stupid shit like buy $450 coffee mugs...

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@lexi_janelle9 I still have the same phone so it’s on here somewhere 😂

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@JoePolliard They’re actually just big kitties

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It’s nice staying consistently ugly and seeing girls that were once way out of your league and now you’re way out of their league 😂

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@JoePolliard That sounds pretty stressful dude

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Let @JoePolliard borrow my weed eater and I’ve never seen him more excited. Dude about to clean up the whole town of Apollo.