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[BuffyTheVampireSlayer @UmohBuffy]

Who else has got a lot on their plate?

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Tuchel: “We’re not here for revenge, we’re here to write our own chapter & we are ready”
🚨 Henderson: “It doesn’t get much bigger than playing Mexico at this stadium - no words”
🚨 Tuchel on #England / viagra reports: “That is not true”
@TheAthleticFC
https://t.co/hIkTZBmaf3

[BuffyTheVampireSlayer @UmohBuffy]

@paulsaladinomd But iPhone wired earphones also connect with Bluetooth
So what’s at play here?

[Squawka @Squawka]

Five of the Netherlands' seven goals at the 2026 FIFA World Cup have either been scored or assisted by a Liverpool player.

◉ Virgil van Dijk: ⚽
◉ Ryan Gravenberch: 🅰️🅰️
◉ Cody Gakpo: ⚽⚽🅰️

The Reds in Oranje. 🇳🇱

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Part two of my chat with Enzo Fernandez on Argentina ahead of their World Cup opener with Algeria.🇦🇷
- On Lionel Messi's last World Cup
- Winning the tournament in 2022
- Scoring his first World Cup goal
- Winning Young Player of the Tournament in Qatar

https://t.co/bNJrAY0Idy

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

🚨 More on Ibrahima Konate’s Liverpool exit.

French defender will leave when his contract expires. Viewed by sources as a disappointing outcome, and one Liverpool tried to avert.

There was a significant gulf between club and player over terms.

Negotiations began in November 2023 and have continued since, but an agreement has proven elusive.

Liverpool are prepared to pay big wages but have remained disciplined in talks with Konate in order to retain squad equilibrium.

There are high hopes for Jeremy Jacquet and Giovanni Leoni heading into next season.

Liverpool have chosen not to proceed with what is seen as an expensive renewal and will instead put that resource into replacing Mo Salah, and into strengthening other key areas this summer.🔴

[Squawka @Squawka]

Chelsea across their last six Premier League games:

◉ 7.32 xG
◉ 94 shots
◉ 18 shots on target
◉ 1 penalty missed
◉ 1 goal

They've conceded 14 goals from the 36 shots on target that they've faced in that time. 😬

[BuffyTheVampireSlayer @UmohBuffy]

@the_smallie Another funny thing is, if e we beat leeds, we’re in another final again before arsenal

[BuffyTheVampireSlayer @UmohBuffy]

@UTDIMole Casemiro

[BuffyTheVampireSlayer @UmohBuffy]

@palmerprops @JohyanCruyff I know but cucu is very radical
If you check his stats, he’s not poor in the air either

[BuffyTheVampireSlayer @UmohBuffy]

@justcfc But one particular bastard is never fit enough, long enough

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Cucurella 📸

#UCL

[BuffyTheVampireSlayer @UmohBuffy]

@brfootball @Culturecams @LyesBouzidi10 Make Una no pressure this boy for me
Just allow him to play his football
Remember say na small boy

[BuffyTheVampireSlayer @UmohBuffy]

@cucurella3 Ride on champ
Best 1v1 LB in the world

[BuffyTheVampireSlayer @UmohBuffy]

@ThaBoyYom Hope say you don turn

[BuffyTheVampireSlayer @UmohBuffy]

@CFC_Carneyy I know Raphinha had a wonderful last time out but I think I'm picking Rashford over him.................

[BuffyTheVampireSlayer @UmohBuffy]

@justinbieber Bruh put your hands where I can see them 🔫

[433 @433]

𝐇𝐀𝐓-𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈 𝐓𝐎 𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐋𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 ⚽⚽⚽

Also +1 assist — now on 399 career assists… 👀⌛

Messi this MLS season:
🏟️ 28 games
⚽ 29 goals
🅰️ 19 assists

MVP for the second season in a row and the 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧-𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥 player to win back-to-back MLS MVP awards 😮

[BuffyTheVampireSlayer @UmohBuffy]

@Squawka Beast

[433 @433]

𝗡𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗔 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗞𝗘𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡 𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗞𝗔𝗡𝗘 😵

He’s been directly involved in 16 goals in seven matches for Bayern this season:

⚽ vs Stuttgart
⚽⚽⚽ vs. RB Leipzig
⚽⚽ vs Wehen Wiesbaden
🅰️🅰️ vs Augsburg
⚽⚽🅰️ vs HSV
⚽⚽ vs Chelsea
⚽⚽⚽ vs Hoffenheim

🎯 21st career hat-trick
📊 More goals (282) in top-five leagues than Benzema (281) in 164 fewer games
🤯 127 G/A in 103 games for Bayern