Umoh_Michael

Digital marketer | content specialist |

[Umoh_Michael @UmohMike]

People are visiting your website or sales page , but nobody is buying.

You run ads. You get clicks. Still no sales.
It’s not your product.Your page isn’t built to convert.

Get a premium sales page that turns visitors and clicks into paying customers.

Chat [phone].

[Umoh_Michael @UmohMike]

Even though Accord party is currently winning in osun state. they should still give inec close marking, because what APC cannot rig does not exist

[Comrade Deji Adeyanju @adeyanjudeji]

This was how APC boys were silent in Edo when it was obvious they had lost and all of a sudden, they did APC magic. Osun, don’t sleep oooo.

[Umoh_Michael @UmohMike]

Absolutely true

[Maxwell @iam_brau]

In less than 3 months of Sarri been manager of Chelsea, we were playing free flow football. 1,2 touches, No 3 touches. Sarri always emphasize on moving the ball faster.

The energy, high-intensity, positioning, quickness and movement in Sarriball is excellent. If Sarri stayed, Chelsea will be top be now.

[Umoh_Michael @UmohMike]

Psalm 16:10
For thou wilt not leave my soul in hell; neither wilt thou suffer thine Holy One to see corruption.

[Umoh_Michael @UmohMike]

@JoshuaIsinkaye Send a mail to their compliance team

[Umoh_Michael @UmohMike]

Plugging your phone overnight and forgetting to on the socket

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Define Pain.

[Umoh_Michael @UmohMike]

@tryselar why is KYC taking too long ? Like why withhold funds for too long?

[Umoh_Michael @UmohMike]

She should face the music. You can decide your action , but you can’t decide consequences of your action

[Talk2veee @talk2veee]

I overheard a conversation that weakened me to my bones.

This landlady has a property that she rents to only yahoo boys because according to her,they pay well. They tried telling her that she may be in trouble when police come yet she paid no attention.

Recently,she started calling people to help her that yahoo tenants have turned her property to a mini-shrine. From one calabash to another with stuff that look like blood in it. She’s been unable to evict them & has unable to enter her own compound,those boys have made it known to her that they don’t care.

What else can she do?

[Umoh_Michael @UmohMike]

Football banter

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Men who carry a lot of responsibility but don't use alcohol, weed, or drugs. what keeps you sane?

[Umoh_Michael @UmohMike]

No!

[Olawunmi @Wunmi_2viral]

Your lust for boobs will put you in trouble!!!!!!📢

[Umoh_Michael @UmohMike]

Mtcheeew

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[Umoh_Michael @UmohMike]

Last night i did a critical evaluation of my life from last year July to this year July. All I can say Is that lord I am deeply sorry for been ungrateful.

[Comrade Deji Adeyanju @adeyanjudeji]

Stop advising people what to do with their money. It is their money, they have the right to do anything with it. Don’t be silly. Go and get your own money and use it for what you like as well.

[Dr. Ose Etiobhio @osemagnum]

Create a fire 🔥 picture of yourself

1) Open Grok/Chat GPT or Gemini Upload a sweet picture of yourself

2) Post it here. Let's feed our eyes

Men:

Create an ultra-realistic luxury fashion editorial composite using the uploaded photograph as the exact reference for the subject's identity. Preserve 100% of the person's facial features, skin tone, head shape, goatee, proportions, expression, age, and overall likeness. Do not beautify, alter, or reinterpret the face in any way. Every portrait in the composition must clearly depict the same individual from the uploaded image.
The scene is set against a clean, light-grey studio background with a subtle premium texture. Use soft, directional studio lighting that creates elegant depth and a polished magazine-quality finish. The overall aesthetic should resemble a high-end editorial campaign from GQ, Vogue Men, or Tom Ford.
At the center of the composition is a full-body photograph of the subject confidently walking toward the camera. He is wearing a perfectly tailored light-grey three-piece double-breasted suit, a crisp white dress shirt, a chocolate-brown knitted tie, polished brown leather Oxford shoes, and dark luxury sunglasses. One hand is casually placed inside his trouser pocket while the other swings naturally as he walks, projecting confidence, wealth, and sophistication.
Behind the central figure is a large circular editorial graphic made of five evenly spaced segmented pie-slice panels. Each panel contains a different portrait of the same man, all wearing the same outfit and maintaining identical facial identity from the uploaded image. The poses include:
Left profile looking confidently into the distance.
Front-facing portrait with a subtle, confident smile.
Three-quarter portrait adjusting his tie.
Three-quarter portrait making direct eye contact with the viewer.
Side profile wearing elegant clear-frame glasses.
The circular layout should be perfectly symmetrical with crisp, clean cut-outs and premium editorial spacing, giving the appearance of a luxury magazine cover or fashion campaign.
At the top center, display the text:
I SMELL MONEY
Use a refined, minimalist, uppercase sans-serif font with generous letter spacing. The typography should feel luxurious, modern, and understated, blending seamlessly with the editorial design.
The final image should be photorealistic, ultra-high resolution (8K), razor-sharp, impeccably detailed, and worthy of a premium luxury fashion magazine cover. The overall mood should communicate success, elegance, confidence, and quiet wealth.

Women:

Create an ultra-realistic luxury fashion editorial composite using the uploaded photograph as the exact reference for the subject's identity. Preserve 100% of the woman's facial features, skin tone, head shape, hairstyle, proportions, expression, age, and overall likeness. Do not beautify, alter, or reinterpret her face in any way. Every portrait in the composition must clearly depict the same individual from the uploaded image.
The scene is set against a clean, light-grey studio background with a subtle premium texture. Use soft, directional studio lighting that creates elegant depth and a polished magazine-quality finish. The overall aesthetic should resemble a high-end editorial campaign from Vogue, Harper's Bazaar, ELLE, or Tom Ford.
At the center of the composition is a full-body photograph of the subject confidently walking toward the camera. She is wearing a perfectly tailored luxury outfit.

A sophisticated tailored mini skirt suit consisting of a fitted double-breasted blazer, a matching structured short skirt, sheer tights (optional), elegant high heels, minimal luxury jewelry, and oversized designer sunglasses.
She walks with effortless confidence, one hand casually placed in her blazer pocket or resting naturally by her side while the other swings gracefully as she walks, projecting power, elegance, femininity, wealth, and sophistication.
Behind the central figure is a large circular editorial graphic made of five evenly spaced segmented pie-slice panels. Each panel contains a different portrait of the same woman, all wearing the same outfit and maintaining identical facial identity from the uploaded image. The poses include:
Left profile looking confidently into the distance.
Front-facing portrait with a subtle, confident smile.
Three-quarter portrait adjusting her blazer lapel or sunglasses.
Three-quarter portrait making direct eye contact with the viewer.
Side profile wearing elegant designer eyeglasses or sunglasses.
The circular layout should be perfectly symmetrical with crisp, clean cut-outs and premium editorial spacing, giving the appearance of a luxury magazine cover or global fashion campaign.
At the top center, display the text:
I SMELL MONEY
Use a refined, minimalist, uppercase sans-serif font with generous letter spacing. The typography should feel luxurious, modern, and understated, blending seamlessly with the editorial design.
The final image should be photorealistic, ultra-high resolution (8K), razor-sharp, impeccably detailed, and worthy of the cover of an elite luxury fashion magazine. The overall mood should communicate confidence, elegance, quiet wealth, executive presence, timeless beauty, and modern luxury.

[Umoh_Michael @UmohMike]

2 Corinthians 4:17 — “For our light affliction, which is but for a moment, worketh for us a far more exceeding and eternal weight of glory.”

[Umoh_Michael @UmohMike]

@eedris_akinlabi Amen🙏🏿

[Umoh_Michael @UmohMike]

God bless my boss

[Career with Idris @iakinlabii]

When influential people offer to help, don't always ask for Money.

Instead,

Ask for access.

Ask for an introduction.

Ask for an opportunity.

Ask for a seat in the room.

Ask them to put you on.

Money will solve your problem today.

Access can transform your life.

[Umoh_Michael @UmohMike]

@KomeKool9ja @Confydens6 But the boarding I attended in my JSS 1, hmm it wasn’t a pleasant experience. There was a guy that bullied me I haven’t still forgetten that experience till today.

[Umoh_Michael @UmohMike]

@KomeKool9ja @Confydens6 The primary boarding school I attended was highly disciplined oo. Infact that school shaped me to learn how to be independent early. As young as I was I could play multiple instruments and so many things . Infact parent of other religion brought their children to the school

[Umoh_Michael @UmohMike]

@Confydens6 @KomeKool9ja Apart from missing home and all of that. It was actually fun and they instilled discipline in us. I won’t lie that school was one best schools I attended in my life. Lastly God bless Rev sister Anthonia and Rev sister Vivian.

[Umoh_Michael @UmohMike]

@Confydens6 @KomeKool9ja Only Thursday and Sundays were different. Thursday was evening mass at the chapel by 5pm then we come back to watch super story at 7pm. Sundays no evening prayers and the food was always special on Sunday especially Sunday rice.

[Umoh_Michael @UmohMike]

@Confydens6 @KomeKool9ja We just same routine daily. Wake up by 5am for morning prayers ,then lay your bed and fetch water to bath, head over to the dinning for breakfast then head to class after that come back by 12pm to dinning then go for lessons after lesson ,play then pray evening prayers and sleep.