Umphrey's Quotes

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If the timing were right
I’d drink more wine tonight

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But what's the indicator?
What's the difference between now and if we wait a little later?
I don't mind

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One more will always turn into
Three times, repeating "I told you"
For reasons no one understands
One for each finger on your hand

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You were always somewhere above me, can't there be a way around this?

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A moment’s all I need, remember when I met you?

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Yeah I’m sorry, you know I didn’t want to get you involved, and I wouldn’t have called but I worry, even though it’s probably nothing at all

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But now I gotta go, you know I wanna stay, I’ll be coming back on Monday

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I’m starting to think you’d like the sound that I make when I scream

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Thank you all so much, stay in your lane!

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Skál! Thank you guys so much.

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Someday, sometime, someone, Iceland

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Here's one thing you forgot
I still know who you are
And I think you can stop
But you don't know what you want

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And if your wish could be granted, what would you say? To live in peace forever and a day

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We are Hot Joel and the Cold Beers

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UP. DOWN. UP. DOWN. UP. DOWN.

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Many times I know it seems that we lose sight, for we are all still children deep inside (I mean that’s why we’re here)

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You’re tongue tied like a criminal’s mind, it’s weighted down where the truth can’t hide
It slides by through an hourglass frame, yeah it hurts to look but you don’t complain

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All you feel, is all you know
Time lets go, time lets go

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I realize it’s nobody’s fault but mine

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So this slacker fumbles through another day, but the way you measure things all depends on whether or not you’re working for another man’s ends