Wick Propane

Rogue-ish Umpire for the Cultural Event of Blaseball // all pronouns // my personality is best described as incendiary

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@TurnipOnBlase unlike the other umpires who have a long and glorious history of making stupid choices, i read the team mods

aren't you curious to see what ambush does, though? ;)

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@CHSSTFans please. i want to kill him again. please

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Me after the Boss told me to crank up the incinerations since last season “wasn’t dramatic enough for the fans”

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Man I had like a million dead lawyer jokes ready too but The Boss isn’t letting me tweet as much. Something about “bad PR” or whatever

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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@tillmanrules If you could incinerate one player who would it be haha no reason for asking

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@BlaseballCrabs Nice

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@elvisfigpies Thanks Elvis :’) you always know just what to say

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@Colorbarred Silver lining

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This has been the worst blaseball trade in the history of blaseball trades, maybe ever

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@tillmanrules Why could you not just stay dead

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@elvisfigpies Where do you think the crabs are getting all those votes from?

Kidding! Actually mostly on peanuts

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@elvisfigpies In bird weather? Are you kidding? 18 strikeouts is no joke dude, I need coins too

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The fact that I regularly kill people who then continue to tweet is EXTREMELY annoying