Unbalanced Momma

Mid 30's hot mess of a parent, surviving on coffee and goldfish crackers. I'm outnumbered 4:1

[Unbalanced Momma @UnbalancedMomma]

Me to 3yo: Do you want eggs?
3yo: No.
Me: You sure?
3yo: I DON'T WANT ANY!
Me: Ok.
*Makes eggs and sits down*
3yo: I want some.
Me: I JUST asked you if you wanted any and you said no.
3yo: I want some!
*Makes 3yo eggs*
3yo: I dont want this.

This. This is why moms are crazy.

[Unbalanced Momma @UnbalancedMomma]

@Partisangirl Omg this is horrifying.

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@Bret_Sears Saskatchetobah

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@brijoyce @tipptopguy Maybe not from their ship... but it's pretty damn close.

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@brijoyce @tipptopguy

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@StaffOverride Right?
I asked her if the teacher was just speaking English, or did the teacher say "I can't speak French?"
She said "My teacher told us that she knows some French words, but can't speak it fluently."
This is definitely a case of "you had one job!"

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My 13yo just came home from school and told me that her French teacher can't speak French. 🤷‍♀️😳🤦‍♀️

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I bought my twins new pants.
They're too long so I decided to hem them.
I don't have a sewing machine, so I spent 4 days hemming them by hand.
As I completed the last pair, I realized that I didn't prewash them before hemming.
They're gonna shrink, I know it.

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I'm not qualified to be an adult. I ate cookies too close to dinnertime and spoiled my appetite.

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@IrishIsRsmiling Hahahaha I would be dying in this heat if I wore a toque.

I dunno why he won't wear his sandals. They're just as easy to slip on 🤷🏼‍♀️

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It's mid-July. Why won't he wear runners?!

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When your cat is curled up and sleeping on your bare legs and then all of a sudden, the claws dig in...

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My cat's meow sounds like a person doing a bad impression of a cat meowing.

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@_poohsmama @autumnb_21 The lady I got stuck with when I had my 4th sneered at me every time she walked past. That was the only time I had to share and it was horrendous.
She acted like it was my fault she didn't get her private room.
There were just too many babies born that day 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@_poohsmama @autumnb_21 There isn't always private rooms available.
With my 1st, I had my own room, but there was no bathroom. With my twins, we got a private room. With my 4th, there were no private rooms and I had to share with a woman who resented having to share. She was a treat.

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@justmominit Don't.
When I had my first, she was in her carseat and it clicked onto the stroller.
I took her out to feed her and she fell asleep. So I put her back in her seat and just covered her with a thin blanket.
30 mins later, I put her in the car and drove away.
It only happened once

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@CrockettForReal British Columbia

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@Lisaismyname89 @ddeshazo11 I also blocked him now. First thing he said in a DM was ask about my kids.😒

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@Lisaismyname89 @ddeshazo11 Ya I didn't answer that DM...
Gross.

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@Melicious_Mama Haha

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@MotherCussr @Triathleteby35 We just give each other a look hahaha
Or a one eyebrow raise