Unbecca Happypants

just here for the dogs

[Unbecca Happypants @UHappypants]

Daily lunch hour side quest to Mordor. 🧙‍♂️

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[Unbecca Happypants @UHappypants]

My canine Mastermind, Maybe. She'll do the time... but only if she gets caught. 😏
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#Maybe #CritterChronicles #DogHumor #CanineComedy #BloggersofTwitter #writingcommunity

[Unbecca Happypants @UHappypants]

I'm a regular at the Emergency Vet - have almost paid for my own wing! A $1400 foxtail, drunk Brick and a dead mouse.
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[Unbecca Happypants @UHappypants]

Bricklock Holmes and The Deck Box Affair.
#DogDetective #DogHumor #CanineComedy #Bloggersoftwitter #Writingcommunity

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[Unbecca Happypants @UnbeccaH]

@Kyle_Martin35 curious about Cox's statement "..leading the clean-up efforts of 30 RV encampments around Hirsch and Horner Schools, and 5 at Irvington Community Park." Where can a resident find evidence to support this claim?

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[Unbecca Happypants @UnbeccaH]

@henrykleeKTVU any follow up?
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[Unbecca Happypants @UnbeccaH]

@nbcbayarea Uh. it's not legal. If i parked a recreational vehicle in front of my house - on the ""public street"" - the city would tag it within 48 hours.

[Unbecca Happypants @UnbeccaH]

@ok32650586 I'm so very sorry for the loss of Cupid.

[Unbecca Happypants @UnbeccaH]

@LauraGarciaNBC @nbcbayarea maybe the helicopters can head home now? this is a residential neighborhood ...

[Unbecca Happypants @UnbeccaH]

@Chewy .. if only they’d set! 🤭🤢😂

[Unbecca Happypants @UnbeccaH]

@Chewy Brick does not appreciate you shipping his vegetarian Rx dog food so quickly! He was hoping to get delicious boiled chicken just a little bit longer. The pooper scooper and I, however, are very grateful! 💙

[Unbecca Happypants @UnbeccaH]

@nbcbayarea please do a story on the salaries and bonuses of the PGE employees. Tell us where our money is really going.

[Unbecca Happypants @UnbeccaH]

@ok32650586 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[Unbecca Happypants @UnbeccaH]

@UPS this guy tailgating, got up my bumper and flashed his brights at me to go faster, in the pouring rain, no visibility, row of cars in front of me at average speed of 42mph. He’s gonna be a lot later when I call CHP to report a reckless driver! San Jose/Milpitas 880N 5pm

[Unbecca Happypants @UnbeccaH]

@ggreschler how do we start this in fremont? they've had their doors locked - appt only crap - since covid. it's time to open up! (good luck getting anyone to answer when you call)

[Unbecca Happypants @UnbeccaH]

@ScannerFremont I’m not into sports but I have a niece on a marching band scholarship at Boise. So for the next 4 years, yay Broncos!

[Unbecca Happypants @UnbeccaH]

@DesiP22 @ScannerFremont Des, you need a Brick 😉

[Unbecca Happypants @UnbeccaH]

@i_dont_know_huh @ScannerFremont I wanted to make a thesaurus crack but maybe it was “take your kid to work day” 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[Unbecca Happypants @UnbeccaH]

@ScannerFremont I don’t post often 😬 I looked at the girl I sent you earlier, looks like she was into Twitter for a while, then got busy doing other stuff but pops in to check on news every blue moon. Excuse me while I run off to post…