(Un)boyfriend probz

guy+girl= never happenin
Find a new guy.

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Lost a lot of followers 😔

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Hey so I been gone awhile... My b! #imback!

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"Mommy! Is that a manatee??!" #seacows #toofunny #toosad #ifeelmean #sadbuttrue

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But you're kinda irrelevant right now. As soon as I SEE you though... #imscrewed

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I hate myself for not hating you

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Why do I need you again? Remind me. You treat me like shit. #betteroffwithoutyou

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Totally feeling Taylor Swift. We are never ever EVER getting back together

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Every time we break up I say "it's different this time" but it never is. You always get me back. #notthistime

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Your lies put me through hell. Sad thing- for the longest time I believed them

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It was never me was it? It was always her.

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You were the only one who saw me for who I am and you ran away. Now tell me how I'm supposed to be okay?

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Subtweeters these days. Could they less original. #comeupwithyourownshit

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@stephaniiiiee94 I mean it wasn't personal. I jut saw it and thought it was funny

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RT if you sleep naked #iknowido

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You never call me when you're sober

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The worst part of missing you is knowing you probably don't miss me too

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It doesn't make sense to me. I think of how strong we were and how easily we fell apart. What went wrong?

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I complain to all my friends about how you twit-stalk and sub me... Truth is.... I do the same #imahypocrite #youstartedit

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If you're afraid of relationships just think of a relationship as like 1000 hit and runs

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Why don't you just go fuck her? #asshole #player