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Musician/Audio Engineer/Gamer/Indian/LFC fan/Punthusiast/Pokémaniac/H*ckin fren

[🤓 @UnBonGars]

>Didn't order anything from Swiggy/Zomato yesterday to support strike
>Turns out fam wants naans for dinner
>Walk to local restaurant
>Place overrun with delivery partners 😭
>Back home, FIL ordering smokes on instamart
>Wife ordering baby formula on blinkit
>Sigh.exe

[Sarah Waris @swaris16]

Casually passing off plagistiam as "yahi system hai..."

And the audacity of @ANI to say "IF" it looks like a rip-off. KIDDING ME?

[Songbird (Tadpoled) ready for Evercold @SongbirdN7]

The assignment was to read an article and respond to it with cited sources. She didn't read the article, didn't cite any sources, cried victim when she deservingly failed the assignment she winged so she could go to a play, then got the teacher fired for rightfully failing her.

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

I remember when I scored once and my wife said nothing.

The next day she said she didn’t know I had scored because she wanted to be first at the buffet

[🤓 @UnBonGars]

Hypothesis:

There is a corelation between people who complain about the Spotify shuffle algorithm and those who complain about being hard stuck/in elo hell/shitty matchmaking

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

@KanganaTeam @JPNadda Why do you think he asked you to do that?

Is your party BJP afraid of Donald Trump?

[No @RootKanal]

This guy though. If there was an Oscar for garbage takes he'd be overqualified for it

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

➡️ https://t.co/ER5bGJTh4l

[Dan @pizzaboy]

My Son has always wanted a Switch and since he’s been so good this year with school etc I thought I’d go all out.

I hope the Avaya 64 port gigabit switch is the one he wanted, he tried to keep his excitement in but he’s probably trying to play it cool!

[laura @1aurarose]

i will be referring to gundogan as gunan , because he clearly doesn’t have that dog in him anymore.

[Frogger @FroggerOW]

how to counter widowmaker with lucio

[Peter Hague @peterrhague]

The thing everyone liked about Boromir is how he was completely and unambiguously good at all times. People also liked the simplicity of Gollum who was never torn between good and evil at all.

[Gautam Bhatia @gautambhatia88]

This FIR is absurd on the face of it, and doesn’t have a leg to stand on; but then, as we have seen, the process is pretty much the whole punishment.

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

This is arguably the single best explanation of anything ever given. He deserves a raise.

[🤓 @UnBonGars]

@notcapnamerica Putting tariffs on Chinese goods incentivises people to buy domestic is probably the argument idk

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

Pundit furious after Arsenal celebrate winning football match

[🤓 @UnBonGars]

Did you hear about the slutty bird? She was into a cockatoo