Mika

Retired Trainer, Widow- MDNI!!
“So you want to try to light up my world?
Pokemon Team: 0/6

Alts- @FastestMon and @SneakySneasal

[Mika @UnbrokenBone]

ʀᴇᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ᴛʀᴀɪɴᴇʀ

[Mika @UnbrokenBone]

𝕀𝕥’𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕒 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕖

[𝕁 𝕒 𝕜 𝕖 # 1 3 5 @KantoLightning]

C O U G H

[𝘔𝘴. 𝘖𝘢𝘬 @OakCantKnow]

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ㅤ❝ 𝙎𝙖𝙢𝙪𝙚𝙡 ? He's not here right now . .
ㅤㅤㅤㅤBut do come in 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 . ~ ❞

Carmen Oak , wife of the Professor Oak .
ㅤㅤ𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗩𝗬 taboo
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[Mika @UnbrokenBone]

Oh- yeah.

I think I am.

[𝘔𝘴. 𝘖𝘢𝘬 @OakCantKnow]

In the statistic .

[Mika @UnbrokenBone]

I am kinda?

Old? Maybe.

[𝘔𝘴. 𝘖𝘢𝘬 @OakCantKnow]

So you kinda . .

[Mika @UnbrokenBone]

Yeah…It’s definitely more than you expect.
That’s 3 out of 5 people.

[𝘔𝘴. 𝘖𝘢𝘬 @OakCantKnow]

Fucked up statistic anyway . .

[Mika @UnbrokenBone]

Only like 60%

[𝘔𝘴. 𝘖𝘢𝘬 @OakCantKnow]

Are all Kalosians freaks tho ?

[Mika @UnbrokenBone]

I been in a couple relationships to know.

[𝚉𝙴𝙿𝙷𝚈𝚁 @SkybornJade]

Eeeexactly. People will easily accommodate for what you're looking for.

But personality stays regardless

Try your best to filter em out

[Mika @UnbrokenBone]

I don’t like repeating myself. I think you know what I said.

[尺乇丂んﾉ尺ﾑﾶ #643♂️ @VanquishingFire]

Doesn't seam like a hard thing to ask for.

Wait.....what was that last part?

[Mika @UnbrokenBone]

I’ve been finding it difficult…

[𝚉𝙴𝙿𝙷𝚈𝚁 @SkybornJade]

You can find those kind of people rather easily! The challenge is finding one with a good personality and heart-

Ya know?

Someone that doesn't annoy the shit out of you.

[Mika @UnbrokenBone]

My type?

I need someone who isn’t fine with an older woman. Preferably energetic, need someone to have that energy because I for sure lack it.

And needs to be the type to want to whimper in bed.

Is that so much to ask for?

[Mika @UnbrokenBone]

@the_wise_proxy Your what??

[Mika @UnbrokenBone]

What’s the problem?

[Mika @UnbrokenBone]

I promise you that I can control myself.

After all, years of experience.

[𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐞 @HotHeadedMonke]

Uh...sure?

If ya think ya can do it without blowin' er ridin' me–

[Mika @UnbrokenBone]

Uh?

You want me to measure you?

[𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐞 @HotHeadedMonke]

. . .

Mesh...urh...mints?

[Mika @UnbrokenBone]

Sure! What are your measurements?

[𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐞 @HotHeadedMonke]

Ya gonna get me some in my size?

[Mika @UnbrokenBone]

Why pick that to the beach?

[𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐦𝐚 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫! • 𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚 @LeaderDiana]

A stunning beauty on the beach, wouldn’t you want to speak to her?

[Mika @UnbrokenBone]

Who was the right person?

[#𝟎𝟔𝟑𝟕 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐢𝐥 ৡ @pyromanticmoth]

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📲 : Wrong person! 💧

[Mika @UnbrokenBone]

You can hide it. Just get some clothes.

[𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐞 @HotHeadedMonke]

She'd put it away, but she's got nowhere to hide it..

[Mika @UnbrokenBone]

So much on the timeline today

[𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐞 @HotHeadedMonke]

Monke dick on the TL—

[Mika @UnbrokenBone]

It’s not and you know it.

[Zeltora (#644) @Ter4V0lt_]

What?! Punish me? But I think it was a great idea to raise it.~