Uncle Phil

More animal than the zoo allowed.

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@lourdesgnavarro Why is this the last First Person? These are so great. 😭

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@J_Schneider There’s a lot of incredible burrito places. I like Illegal Pete’s. Get a burrito with potatoes in it. Life-changing.

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Draymond is out of control. Take his ass out.

[Manil Trivedi @ManilTrivedi]

@chelsea_janes @barrysvrluga @benjstrauss Ted ruined the Wizards with his absurd loyalty to bad GMs/coaches. He refused to bring back a Stanley Cup winning coach. Say no to Ted!

[Damon Evans @AD_DamonEvans]

Terp Nation, you wanted it … here it is!

#OneMaryland

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@Jeff_Ermann This is a Daily Mail caliber snap. The kind of journalism Maryland needs IMO.

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@DaveSmolar @MoCoPGNews Rhode Island and Edgewood

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@alanhenney @dcpublicschools Also like this in a lot of apartment buildings in the hood.

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@profhater69 @BrickMuse 😭 😭 😭 😭

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@cboehm Thanks. Never would have found it.

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@cboehm What gd channel is this match even on? Not even on Telemundo.

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@HornetsOnBally @MuggsyBogues 🐢 👀

[Guillermo Dafoe 🇹🇬 @YoNipplesSoft]

Nobody:

Ja Morant:

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@44bizzness @rodimusprime

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When Kanye shows up during the halftime show.

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@MoCoPGNews That stretch of road is wild. Winding and too many cars going too fast. Only a matter of time before this kind of thing happened. Miracle no one got killed. Randolph in Wheaton/Glemont is similar and they’ve added about 6 new traffic lights to help control the speed.

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@RealTimeNews10 These dudes not that smart considering there’s a district police station about 200 yards from that CVS.

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@markstatsbot .08xG holy shit.