AO

[AO @Uncle_Abbs]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Phil Leotardo @kwamepre]

@hewantswealth I ain’t eatin the same chicken everday + y for how he handled the cucumber

[AO @Uncle_Abbs]

Rashford has Zilch pass appreciation

[AO @Uncle_Abbs]

LOOL the bad bits are BAD

[CF Comps @CF_Compss]

Leny Yoro - Disasterclass

https://t.co/Kk4hqU21O6

[AO @Uncle_Abbs]

@Mungsmillions LOOOOOL you’re a brave man for this

[AO @Uncle_Abbs]

I must be the only one who hates when Uber drivers ask “where are you going”… it’s on your screen bro

[AO @Uncle_Abbs]

My u7 right back knows to look for the winger when the ball is on the other side.. but wan bissaka?

[AO @Uncle_Abbs]

If I was the united owner, I’m not paying no more wages till the start of next season, these players just come here to collect their wages and go home

[AO @Uncle_Abbs]

🤣😭🤣😭

[Nafisa @itsfisaaa]

As a man why are you using the assisted pull up machine

[AO @Uncle_Abbs]

Dude still thinks he’s 18

[AO @Uncle_Abbs]

Rashford is such a pussy, he didn’t get slapped enough when he was younger

[AO @Uncle_Abbs]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 crazy

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

Unpopular:

In this position, I’d not break-up with the babe. I’ll profess more love to her; tell her how lucky I feel that out of a thousand babe in that gathering, the superstar musician picked my own babe. Tell her how sexy she looked dancing with the musician and how much I’ve realized she’s every man’s dream from the way the videos have gone viral.

I’ll pray for her, then I’ll propose to her so that they won’t snatch her from me.

Thats what a real man would do. You can’t break up with a good woman because she went to dance with a superstar musician on stage. She’s probably doing it for you. After she and Omah Lay are done, she will tell the musician about you and how you need a job/contract for breakthrough. Omah Lay will then make you his manager, then you’ll start taking 10% of all bookings. Before you know, you’re a billionaire.

Behind every successful man?

[AO @Uncle_Abbs]

I can’t stay on this app for too long 😂🤣

[Ölele Salvador🦅🇬🇭 @OleleSalvador]

👨🏾‍🍳🇯🇲: Spice go call some Japanese fan come stage make she show um something small, Wey the thing over um; she regret fvckn! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[AO @Uncle_Abbs]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Joel Bortey | Sports + Travel @joelbortey]

Me if Omah Lay call my woman up that stage

[AO @Uncle_Abbs]

🤣🤣🤣😂

[Joel Bortey | Sports + Travel @joelbortey]

Me if Omah Lay call my woman up that stage

[AO @Uncle_Abbs]

Hahaha you was right about him Nick

[Nick Harding @NickHarding91]

Got to mention a special young talent.

16 year old Babu’s first taste of senior football and if what we saw tonight is anything to go by he has a long and successful road ahead 🙌🏻

I look forward to seeing what this lad can do in the remaining games of the season with @barkingfc

[AO @Uncle_Abbs]

No joke you can go to st bons playground at lunch time and find a better winger than Anthony

[AO @Uncle_Abbs]

LOOOOOOL I’m not buying it for one second, back to goal ke, you had to play him through balls… anything to his feet bounces off 🤣🤣

[Terry Bobie @TBOBSS]

At the age of 20 I joined the Biggest Football Club in London & 1 of the Biggest Football Clubs in the world! 10 years later I’m proud to celebrate my 10 Year Milestone with a club that has given me the platform to affect the lives of so many young players across the country!

[AO @Uncle_Abbs]

I swear we’re alwasy breaking the wrong records

[Mike @Mike_RMCF]

Records broken so far this season -

- Galatasaray hadn't won a game on English soil in 117 years of existing, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never lost the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never conceded 7 goals in the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never conceded 3+ goals in back to back CL games, until Erik Ten Hag

- Galatasaray hadn't scored in or won an away goal in the CL since 2015, 3 in one game as soon as they meet Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost 4 of the opening 7 games in PL history, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United haven't had as few as 9 points from the opening 7 games since 1989, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't conceded 4 goals in a CL group game in 28 years, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't conceded 3+ goals in 3 consecutive games since 1978, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never lost at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost the opening two away games since 1973-74, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't conceded more than one goal in 4 consecutive league games since 1979, Until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never conceded 2 goals in the opening 4 minutes of a PL game at Old Trafford, Until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never conceded 23 shots in one game at Old Trafford in PL history, Until Erik Ten Hag

- Brighton had never won twice in a row at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag

Hope this helps

[AO @Uncle_Abbs]

You lot that think it’s cool to drive whilst doing balloons… you’ll listen when you’re dead