Uncle Destiny

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[Uncle Destiny @Uncle_Destiny]

@IU_Wakilii The moment Buhari introduced that idea of rehabilitating and reintergrating the so called repentant Boko Haram members into the army I knew problem was cooking.

Some will purposely let themselves be caught, pretend to have repentant.

They just want to be insiders

[Uncle Destiny @Uncle_Destiny]

@comrade_classiq @daddyopm Only if redeem bought the land already.
But the redeem we know hardly buy land, they just rent any available space...
They even went ahead to collect ₦1m. Isn't that fraud?

[Uncle Destiny @Uncle_Destiny]

If Tinubu ends insecurity today it'll still be in his o2n interest.
He'll have something better to campaign with because, whatsoever he's doing now (which everyone knows that he's doing nothing) is useless without security.
If he built railway from Lagos to porthacourt it'll mean nothing if the people that it was built for has been killed

[Uncle Destiny @Uncle_Destiny]

@SleepInfluencer 🙄

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@SleepInfluencer Both

[Uncle Destiny @Uncle_Destiny]

@GeneralSnow_ Short story

[Uncle Destiny @Uncle_Destiny]

I wanted to help when her phone rang again, still sitting there she asked me to help her with her phone first.

This my female friend then had this habit of rushing to pick up her phone once it rings.
It was that bad so I told her that she should stop rushing to pick her call as if every call is an emergency.
I told her, two things are involved.
1. The person will call back if important
2. She can call back later.

Her excuse was not having airtime, she has money for airtime o but women don't like spending their money.

One morning I was in the sitting room editing a video and she was in the bathroom, suddenly I heard a sound, I rushed and behold my friend on the floor.
Her phone rang and she rushed as usual but slept, fortunately for her she landed with her bottocks and not her head.

I wanted to help when her phone rang again, still sitting there she asked me to help her with her phone first.

I brought her phone, number not saved, so I pick and put it on speak out, guess what we heard?

If this tweat blow I'll complete the story.

[Uncle Destiny @Uncle_Destiny]

I wanted to help when her phone rang again, still sitting there she asked me to help her with her phone first.

This my female friend then had this habit of rushing to pick up her phone once it rings.
It was that bad so I told her that she should stop rushing to pick her call as if every call is an emergency.
I told her, two things are involved.
1. The person will call back if important
2. She can call back later.

Her excuse was not having airtime, she has money for airtime o but women don't like spending their money.

One morning I was in the sitting room editing a video and she was in the bathroom, suddenly I heard a sound, I rushed and behold my friend on the floor.
Her phone rang and she rushed as usual but slept, fortunately for her she landed with her bottocks and not her head.

I wanted to help when her phone rang again, still sitting there she asked me to help her with her phone first.

I brought her phone, number not saved, so I pick and put it on speak out, guess what we heard?

If this tweat blow I'll complete the story.

[Uncle Destiny @Uncle_Destiny]

Oga you've never been alone. The police has been and still there, so is the Navy, Airforce, Minister of Defense and all the soldiers. What are you saying, how many are these terrorists and bandits.

We've never seen more than a hundred gathering at a place to attack...

During #EndSARS your men attacked more than 5m youths that gathered in Lekki.

You've prov3d to be more powerful when it's against the unarmed citizens

[Uncle Destiny @Uncle_Destiny]

Please can you help us and explain this metaphor? Cos even his wife couldn't figure it out going by the way she looked at him.
Thank you

[Folake @BoldlyNigerian]

Tinubu speaks like a wise old man. His speech is often layered with metaphors, proverbs and technical understanding of the issues.

Obi speaks the way an intelligent young adult will speak about Nigeria. Surface level, almost pedestrian.

[Uncle Destiny @Uncle_Destiny]

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And Most Importantly,
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[Uncle Destiny @Uncle_Destiny]

@babao77 @RealQueenBee__ Enjoy

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After PO speech at the EU HeePeeSee data boys tried to rubbish PO for the 450m EU population he mentioned. Arguing that Europe is 745m in population.

It has gone wrong as the uneducated data boys didn't know the difference between EU and Europe.

[Uncle Destiny @Uncle_Destiny]

@tawo_j @HarmlessHQ You want dragging too 😂

[Uncle Destiny @Uncle_Destiny]

@babao77 @RealQueenBee__ No, listen to the one that exchanged a child with animal. That's the lawf

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@ctpnetwo @RealQueenBee__ @BiaPulse 🤣 Pains. You think it's Ai right?

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@tudobams @PivotOladimeji If it's one president like that he could have been telling us how a child was replaced by animal🤣

[Uncle Destiny @Uncle_Destiny]

@JenisysPlay @NigeriaStories This is it, very funny system filled with anyhow people.
People without capacity and no shame.
This guy posted that stuff just like Bayo did. And he has shown where he got the video from but then making scape goat out of innocent people is already a Nigeria thing

[Uncle Destiny @Uncle_Destiny]

@JenisysPlay @NigeriaStories Done

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@dammiedammie35 Shouting like an agbero in Oshodi

[Uncle Destiny @Uncle_Destiny]

@JenisysPlay @NigeriaStories The guy that fingered him out also claimed he didn't do the video.
I'm a problem with Nigeria way of doing things. The wrong person might be chopping beans while the real culprit will be walking freely.