Andrew Hayes

Cameron Holland once referred to me as the chillest dude he knows

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@BR_OpenIce A goal

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Caught trolling at @TheCanuckNYC

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@MBucklaw Damn dude it’s not like I’m happy about it

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@wyshynski fuel for your fire:

What of the 2021 World Juniors when a US team fought their way to the final met the over-powered Canadian team that coasted their way there on skill?

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Don't you hate it when you think you've found a new band, and it turns out it's just aanother Will Oldham project?

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Lo-fi Hip Hop Chill Wave Radio Beats to Study and Relax to 24/7 is just Pure Moods for Gen Zers

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Seems that there are some organizations in this league that have a knack for killing the careers of top talent, but maybe that's the pot calling the Connor McDavid Taylor Hall

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On one hand, I think it's bad that Greta Van Fleet just stole Led Zeppelin's sound. On the other hand, Led Zeppelin stole their music anyways, so...

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Blame it on my genetic predisposition to a-a-a-a-a-alcoholism

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The haunting of hill house is just spooky this is us

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Stop calling it the "live action" Lion King

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Coat check in brooklyn: "I lost my ticket but it's a denim jacket"......

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Watching Jeopardy alone and still pretending that I was going to say that. I guess I'm just practicing lying to myself

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If chem trails exist, then why aren't I happy?

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No one in this family respects wood

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I know I'm adult because I watched the shining and all I could think was 'Kid, get your fucking tricycle off of those beautiful hardwood floors!'

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My life is just like the movie 'Raw' but just with like all food

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The deli near my office literally added scallops to their scalloped potatoes... now I'm too scared to try their mesclun greens

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I think watching the office on loop is as close as we'll get to understanding the ending of the Arrival

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Me: I'll come see you in new york soon.
@stephthomas22 : pick a weekend!
Me: .....now what's 'pickle weekend?'