Your Uncle Stokes

“The journey is the reward.”

[Your Uncle Stokes @Uncle_Scary]

@sarrah_bellus MAKES ME JONG ILL

[Your Uncle Stokes @Uncle_Scary]

Belgium should be happy. You never saw a team so in search of a loss end up with a draw. #Belgium📷 #Iran📷 #FIFAWroldCup

[Your Uncle Stokes @Uncle_Scary]

The Belgium National Team reminds me of my sex life: they look confused every time they're in the box. #Belgium #Iran #FIFAWroldCup

[Your Uncle Stokes @Uncle_Scary]

@ZeroTrustNinja Any man willing to use his junk as a shield deserves a salute.

[Your Uncle Stokes @Uncle_Scary]

I don't think you should be fighting in the UFC if takedowns and takedown attempts are 100% kryptonite for you. #SantosRosa #UFCVegas119 #UFC

[Your Uncle Stokes @Uncle_Scary]

I can't believe they gerrymandered the M&Ms.

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Candy maker Mars will debut a version of M&M’s made without artificial dyes in August, but the bags of chocolate will be missing two hallmarks: The colors brown and blue. 🔗 https://t.co/AR7kFCMBMR

[Your Uncle Stokes @Uncle_Scary]

@WSJ I can't believe they gerrymandered the M&Ms.

[Your Uncle Stokes @Uncle_Scary]

These referees kill me. They worry about strikes to the back of the head in situations where it's irrelevant, but in fight-ending moments, they just let it happen. How convenient. #UFCVegas119 #UFC

[Your Uncle Stokes @Uncle_Scary]

@thedailybeast He should be immortalized...

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Today we salute you, Mr. Gas Generator Tesla Owner.
You dropped serious money on an electric car, then immediately solved range anxiety the old-fashioned way — by towing a roaring Honda generator behind it.
Stuck in Texas traffic on I-10? No problem. Just fire up the fossil fuel and let ‘er charge while you roll. Pure electric… with a side of gasoline.
Real Men of Genius.

[El Programador Senior @5eniorDeveloper]

Esta es la mejor manera de ver el mundial!

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

These hydration breaks are getting out of hand

[Your Uncle Stokes @Uncle_Scary]

@dgatterdam @RpsAgainstTrump Which does he prefer: “Iran 1, Trump 0,” or “Iran won, Trump lost.”

[Your Uncle Stokes @Uncle_Scary]

The streaming app repeatedly asks, for days on end, about 4k streaming with a pop-up window and obstructs my viewing until I clear it. It has become absurd and will not stop. @Ask_Spectrum

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This should be an album cover

[Your Uncle Stokes @Uncle_Scary]

Gene will be missed.

[ABC11 EyewitnessNews @ABC11_WTVD]

Gene Shalit, longtime 'Today' show movie critic with bushy hair and massive mustache, dies at 100 https://t.co/i0QwuaRVGa

[ABC11 EyewitnessNews @ABC11_WTVD]

Gene Shalit, longtime 'Today' show movie critic with bushy hair and massive mustache, dies at 100 https://t.co/i0QwuaRVGa

[Your Uncle Stokes @Uncle_Scary]

@KISH_KISH_KISH_ Hahahaha…I’d still think it was if there was a bumper sticker about Fauci. Or if there were rats looking out the back window.

[Your Uncle Stokes @Uncle_Scary]

"Humans consistently show a preference toward moving counterclockwise."

https://t.co/kBXetThpg8

[Your Uncle Stokes @Uncle_Scary]

.@WhiteGuysComedy

[Berk @trapdoor456]

Fucking size of that ironing board.