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dont slack Trevor. im watching you.

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The great big cosmic eyeball, you know up in space, has affixed its mighty (and possibly horrible!) gaze upon me! I am FUCKED!

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Swearing fealty COSTCO

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Sorry! I Didn't See The Final Score. I Was Too Busy Smoking This Huge Blunt!

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each referee has an internal penalty limit, so if you keep committing infractions they will max out

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as a boy, i kept posters of the world's great cowards on my bedroom wall

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JOKER: Focus less on crime! De-center crime in media. Reduce jail pop. Once the culture dies, "crime" as a concept would escape many would-be criminals within just a few generations. Still, the truly gifted would be able to re-create Crime from first principles. A better criminal

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halo 3 flying dumpster

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c'est par où L'ESPRIT??

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c'est par où GUSTO?

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"if you don't stop to look around once in a while you might miss it"

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Crack A Pepsi And Enter The Cool Zone For Your Chance To Win

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@ManNYNYUSA2NL @pepsi #CoolPepsiSummer

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Can't even joke about the Ice Bucket Challenge anymore wothout the trolls coming out in droves

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Chart phone-time vs a couple variables over 20, 25, 30 days. You won't believe it!

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we've got a really excellent guest coming on after the break. i think you're gonna like it a lot. stay tuned.

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@SmokesIndoors who is number one

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they call X because it is the intersection point for JOKERS and CLOWNS

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UncleBeer wants to give YOU a Tax Credit when you comp a Tourist one(1) PINT

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CAVEMAN POINDEXTER-EQUIVALENT: We should automate the fire tending process. We must set our focuses elsewhere

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Carolina! Las Vegas! Je vous souhais une chanceux Finale de la Coupe Stanley

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