Uncle Caleb

History • Tech • AI • Startups • Crypto • Finance
Civil Engineer | Data Analyst
Sharing news, trends & personal perspectives.

[𝗡𝗴𝗶𝗴𝗲 @onlyngige]

Kuna watu wakona fetish zingine hii Nairobi inabidi umetembea na restraining order

[Uncle Caleb @UncleCaleb17]

@akinikoi Huku tunakula strays daily😂

[Mr. Obiri @okokotako]

No one cares, but my cousin just got accepted to Yale University!!!!!!

[Uncle Caleb @UncleCaleb17]

@Cheriz_wilfred Way to go Wilfred. You're contributing a lot to the Kenyan crypto space and an inspiration to the newbies. consistency is king

[Wilfred™|| BingX @Cheriz_wilfred]

Kenya showed up. 🇰🇪🔥

Proud to have hosted #BingXKenyaConnect2026, bringing together 60+ KOLs for an afternoon of learning, networking, and real conversations about the future of crypto.

We covered:
📈 P2P Trading
📊 Spot Trading
⚡ Futures Trading
🚀 How KOLs can grow their communities and increase trading volume through education and value driven engagement.

The biggest alpha isn’t just finding the next trade. It’s building strong communities, sharing knowledge, and creating long term value.

A big thank you to everyone who attended and made the event a success. Special thanks to @BingXOfficial and @Africa_BingX for the opportunity to empower the Kenyan crypto community.

Onwards and upwards. This is only the beginning. 💙🚀

#BingX #BingXAfrica #Bitcoin #Crypto #Web3 #Trading #Futures #P2P #SpotTrading #KOL #CryptoCommunity #Bullish #WAGMI #BuildTogether #Kenya 🇰🇪

[KØÎ❤️ @akinikoi]

Tickling someone is a form of abuse and should be punishable by the law

[Uncle Caleb @UncleCaleb17]

@godmpamu Hii ni AI😂😂

[Uncle Caleb @UncleCaleb17]

@_Insider_Source Hii ni AI mse, this clown can't pull such a crowd. Ni mimi nakuambia

[kache @yacineMTB]

very proud of my little brother. he is super cracked and was able to get a job during a very hard time to get a job. i don't think he realizes how hard it was

[Paul Graham @paulg]

A friend of mine got 1600 on the SAT in 1983. He took the test in India and had no idea till now how rare that was. In 1982, for example, 4 people got 1600. Imagine doing that well and not realizing it for 40 years.

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

FACT: WE ARE KILLING TOURISM IN KENYA

Malindi was once a tourist jewel for Kenya exclusively built by Italians … Then we allowed kiosks & slums all over … Taps ran dry … garbage remained uncollected …. Insecurity gripped in … Italians left …. Malindi died.

Naivasha was once a beautiful tourist resort with many hotels & restaurants ran by English & Dutch people … We allowed kiosks all over … We allowed unplanned buildings ..
The town doesn’t have sufficient water nor sewage system … Europeans left … Naivasha is dead.

Nanyuki & its environs grew to be a beautiful upscale tourist circuit built on the investment of English settlers & the British army …. There was enough money for everyone … Even for the prostitutes … Then we allowed kiosks … We allowed unplanned buildings … We started accusing the British of real & imagined crimes … A very close friend of mine told me his cousin was bitten by a hyena but he sued the British army that he was injured by an ordinance! And he was paid! The British Army will soon pull out … Nanyuki will collapse into a slum!

Show me one tourist town in Kenya that succeeded after Europeans relocated from it.

Look at Tanzania & Namibia …. They are overtaking us in tourism because they have ring-fenced resort sites from kiosks & slums!

One day, tourism will die in Kenya … We will be competing with Nigeria who receives 5,000 tourists a year ..
Or Somalia that receives 20 tourists!

[Uncle Caleb @UncleCaleb17]

@KeKirwa Shot of the season mahn😂

[iamthatguy @iamthatguy400]

@KeKirwa Wajir they shit in buckets

[Uncle Caleb @UncleCaleb17]

@iamthatguy400 @KeKirwa Some people here might think you're lying. They literally shit in buckets, bro. I know they are trying to protect the water table or something, but I think they should come up with a new solution; it's 2026, for fuck sake

[John Doe @StanleyMasinde_]

HTTPS - Does it keep you safe?
Spoiler: Yes and no.

[Uncle Caleb @UncleCaleb17]

@StanleyMasinde_ Naona you're taking advice ya Mbithi, alisema Sahi in tech kuunda pesa lazima utafute ring light kama wale wasichana wa only fans😂😂

[The_Merchant @GidiRphotos]

@Kodakjagaban @Web3flux Nikunoma manze😔😂😂
However, it is my honest huyu boiz hakuwa anajua anything in Crypto and or blockchain. He was just jumping and tweeting to make a buck with the wave. To him Crypto/blockchain was a quick easy win, his know how though was trash

He's a good freelancer though.

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Planned kids in kenya wanakuanga a scam.They don't do anything to continue their parents legacy, but just overgrow in their compound doing nothing but alcohol,babymamas and owning a small loud car .The next generation tena inaanza from scratch

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

This is exactly how I'll be moving with my woman once the money comes in. Utaona redpill losers and unloved bitter women throwing a fit over it but it is what is.

[Uncle Caleb @UncleCaleb17]

@NomadicDothraki The guys calling this guy fat and a simp ebu tokeeni faceless tuone, the guy looks better than the average Kenyan Man, misery loves company😂😂