Uncle Crack

Born 1902, Died 1999… because of Y2K

[Uncle Crack @UncleCrack63]

i am Uncle Crack 🥳

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@UnderwearStain May I be one of them please.

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@pukicho But I haven’t found my way out of the last one yet.

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@DarkOddCon This is the story of my birth all those years ago

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@Wendys May I have one more? But none more my stomach can only hold 3.

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@RingoSandles insert Weezer Joke here

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@feloniousCephal Those are also the only 9 apps I have installed on my phone. Weird, must be an uncle thing.

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There goes my hard work, I had just managed to fill that glass. Now it’s gone. Sad Emoji Sad Emoji Sad Emoji

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@SanyDrawz I am Uncle Crack

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@nise_yoshimi Becoming purple is very serious, once you even think about becoming purple there’s no stopping it you must embrace the purple

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He’s pressing play on Mr. Brightside

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@wwxwashere I never actually open twitter i’m trapped in the computer world specifically twitter i can’t leave.

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I need a contraption to go to the toilet. Very scary!!!

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

Tell me a scary history fact.

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@eigensash First they fly, now they write books?!?!? I think we need to be more cautious of penguins. We might not be able to stop them from taking over the world.

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Me. Alright so here’s the plan, we’re gonna take all the squirrels (squirrels) and glue them together (with squirrel friendly glue of course) to create a super squirrel.

[Spotify @Spotify]

Finish this sentence: "Everyone should listen to..." 👀

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Oblong Yellow… I haven’t heard that name in years. He was a good dog.

[Junie, Emissary of Trest @stapletapeworms]

Just noticed my schizophrenia meds have a message telling you theyre the same meds which is a nice reassurance for if you were having an episode

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My great grandkids lost the plastic balls that come with that game uh whats it called uhhhh starving hippopotamus i believe. They punched chunks out of the wall and used those instead. Not happy.

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I miss when I could do this, those were the good old days.

[i'm peeing @im_peeing]

I'm peeing.

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@ImAVeteran_ Please stop spoiling my plans, now I have to pick a different year.

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My wife is the one on the right.

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I had a dream where I was hit on the head with a metal pipe and I think it manifested a large bump on my head like tamagotchi life.