Sean Collins

Man. Dreamer. Underachiever.

[Sean Collins @UncleCubay]

Seriously @fuel_dj play that Holy Diver by Killswitch Engage!!! #please

[Sean Collins @UncleCubay]

@fuel_dj Play some Holy Diver by Killswitch Engage!!!!

[Sean Collins @UncleCubay]

@TootsieRoll Stop putting so many Cherry Pops in every bag! NO ONE LIKES THEM THAT MUCH!
#allcherry #2blueberry #thatsit

[Sean Collins @UncleCubay]

How do I turn off these notifications? I don’t need to see every time @wholelottacurls likes a picture of a girl’s titties. #notjudging

[Sean Collins @UncleCubay]

@D_Cummins Fuck you, Suckmaster!! Getting caught up on Timesuck and currently listening to the Josef Fritzl episode and you totally got me with the wart lies. My stomach dropped and I got really sweaty. #begonelucifina

[Sean Collins @UncleCubay]

@bramrod

[Sean Collins @UncleCubay]

@DanLHaynes Free Donuts For EVERYBODY!!!

[Sean Collins @UncleCubay]

@bramrod I married one

[Sean Collins @UncleCubay]

It’s gonna be hard to cash-in when all the restaurants will be closed.

[Scotty's Brewhouse @brewhouse]

Free Wings For A Year! #nameourwings https://t.co/cldxjeY8gF

[Sean Collins @UncleCubay]

I don’t have interests anymore.

[Sean Collins @UncleCubay]

@wholelottacurls @DanLHaynes Mine must be named “Sorry” then.

[Sean Collins @UncleCubay]

@AndrewKirk6 #firstworldproblems

[Sean Collins @UncleCubay]

@DanLHaynes @wholelottacurls Or is it the middle?! 😐

[Sean Collins @UncleCubay]

@Xbox Assassin’s Creed

[Sean Collins @UncleCubay]

@wholelottacurls I live their song Pussy Control!

[Sean Collins @UncleCubay]

@wholelottacurls I would definitely start with that next time lol

[Sean Collins @UncleCubay]

Good luck tomorrow, @NeverNotFunny!!! I work all day so I won’t be able to watch it live but I will be waiting to buy it when it comes out! #smiletrain #pardcastathon #nnf

[Sean Collins @UncleCubay]

@AndrewKirk6 I just blurt-laughed in a crowded office. #imnotweird

[Sean Collins @UncleCubay]

@AndrewKirk6 #truth nothing that shocking happened on last weeks which is why nothing really got spoiled. We’re watching tonight though