curtis grelowski

God i love taco's

[curtis grelowski @Unclecurto]

@cree_trista A better game is called hide his controllers and film the meltdown

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Read @wick_22’s message below. But first... People who help Hayley get this critical PPE gear will get something awesome from me. I’ll send you personalized videos. I’ll sign whatever you want. I’ll send Deadpool Bobbleheads and/or movie memorabilia.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

This. Is. The. Funniest. Fucking. Thing. I’ve. Seen. In. One. Fucking. Decade.

[curtis grelowski @Unclecurto]

Fuck I coughed! Goodbye cruel world!

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Me if I see a mosquito on @davidspade head.

[curtis grelowski @Unclecurto]

To all my American friends this is the safe zone

[curtis grelowski @Unclecurto]

Well back to hornepayne where the corona virus only exists in our mind#safezone

[curtis grelowski @Unclecurto]

@cree_trista Yes....yes we are

[curtis grelowski @Unclecurto]

@Sportsnet if I have to watch the leafs/flames game one more time I’m going to off myself play this regular season games again

[🌬 @themonaliciaa]

I was prepared to see this fucking imagine video again but I was pleasantly surprised

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

😮

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Me fighting off the Coronavirus as soon as I walk outside (via ig:Jiiiack)

[curtis grelowski @Unclecurto]

Never did I think there would be a time in my life where I would say....fuck it I’m buying a bidet

[curtis grelowski @Unclecurto]

The “if you’re happy and you know it song”has officially changed its lyrics from “clap your hands” to “if you’re happy and you know it wash your hands”

[Mike Commodore @commie22]

Folks...not a big quote guy...but saw this today..I have no idea whose words they are..but they are bang on;

“Your grandparents were called to War...you’re being called to sit on the couch”.

Puts things in perspective. Be responsible, don’t be selfish. Sit your ass down.

[Marty O @martoo14]

Update: Not all sports are cancelled

[curtis grelowski @Unclecurto]

@PeterOnishenko @MelnykEugene @Senators @NHLNetwork @NHL @commie22 @DanyAllstar15 I would Petey but your retweets are locked out

[curtis grelowski @Unclecurto]

@PeterOnishenko @MelnykEugene @Senators @NHLNetwork @NHL @commie22 @DanyAllstar15 I would Petey but your retweets are locked out

[curtis grelowski @Unclecurto]

@cree_trista Are the kids in the car what’s happening to the kids! What if Brady was only faking him death....plot twist