Uncle Evo

Get right or get left. Aim High. Stay Focused.

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

If Bernie's 5% annual wealth tax on billionaires had been enacted in 2012, Elon Musk would be worth less than $365 billion instead of the $1.2 trillion that he's worth today.

Elon would still be the wealthiest man alive & every family in America would have universal childcare.

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

On this day in 1973, Dolly Parton recorded "I Will Always Love You." Remarkably, she wrote both that song and "Jolene" on the very same day. Two of the most beloved songs in country music history, created within hours of each other.

[Uncle Evo @UncleEvo]

The World Cup cameramen consistently finding the BADDIES in the crowd is the sneaky funniest thing about the World Cup

[Uncle Evo @UncleEvo]

I’m crine

[Casey Tebo @caseyshoots]

@randomrecruiter This is a girl band called MISSIONARY

[Uncle Evo @UncleEvo]

THIS PART! I have a homegirl who was as single and child-free as me…she adopted a dog and 1)her life was immediately more stressful and 2)our weekly Wednesday happy hour was immediately ruined. 😒

[Julian @JulianJohnJr]

@nocontextmemes I'll never get child-free people who still burden themselves with pets or even plants. Like, I'd say I'm perfectly fine not wanting children in my life. But ain't no way am I gonna substitute it with another responsibility. I choose to be free, period.

[Uncle Evo @UncleEvo]

If you didn’t stick your tongue out at least once while you were concentrating were you really even trying?

[Uncle Evo @UncleEvo]

I watched “Mighty Ducks” in theaters and now I have Stanley Cup Finals game in a few hours

[Uncle Evo @UncleEvo]

Some kid said something crazy on twitter about Twitter “back in the day” someone responded “I been here since 2018 and don’t know what you’re talking about” the original poster said “DAMN Unc you seen everything!!”

Meanwhile I started my account in 2009.

[Uncle Evo @UncleEvo]

This is actually my trick to get the Spurs to make these games competitive

[Uncle Evo @UncleEvo]

Said it last series and I was WRONG wrong. Loud and wrong. But I’m finna say it again and stand on it: Wemby is EXHAUSTED rightnow…SMH hate to see it

[Uncle Evo @UncleEvo]

Knicks fans done turned San Antonio into the 6th borough 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[Uncle Evo @UncleEvo]

Said it last series and I was WRONG wrong. Loud and wrong. But I’m finna say it again and stand on it: Wemby is EXHAUSTED rightnow…SMH hate to see it

[Uncle Evo @UncleEvo]

LOL this is wild. I’m crine. The nigga said “about 3 Kims” but couldn’t remember YOUR name…(!!??) 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Imagine knowing you fucked DMX and he not mentioning your name on "What These Bitches Want" i'd be ENRAGED

[Uncle Evo @UncleEvo]

Been watching boxing since a jit and im 38 now. This is THEE worst robbery I can remember @ProfessorMyke

[Tokkerū @ATokkers5]

On this day in 2021 Gabriel Maestre defeated Mykal Fox via UD12 to win the interim WBA Welterweight Title

One of the worst robberies in recent years

[Uncle Evo @UncleEvo]

Niggas out here playing Slamball

[Uncle Evo @UncleEvo]

“I’ve got sunshine, on a cloudy day//When it’s cold outside…I’ve got a muffin made”

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

What's the funniest misheard song lyric you've ever encountered?

[Uncle Evo @UncleEvo]

😂😂

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

With a 96-inch wingspan and the uncanny ability — at a height of 7’4” — to not just dunk the ball but also hit 3-pointers, “Wemby” (Victor Wembanyama) of the San Antonio @Spurs, is widely rumored to be a space Alien.

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[27. @dimvji]

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief daily

[Uncle Evo @UncleEvo]

These niggas finna be TIRED at the first stoppage of this game. Yuuuuuup….this game started with a BLITZ

[Uncle Evo @UncleEvo]

OOoOoOOooO boy he just BEAT that nigga shit off the glass!!!!

[Uncle Evo @UncleEvo]

If she never looked back for the ball midway through the route she prolly gets the PBU. Also, he’s disqualified for coming off the line with a spin move… 😒

[Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁 Ms 1/11 🎂 @KryssyLaReina]

Sis was there for real…gotta play them hands though. She was on his hip, she tried to locate the ball and get a hand in there last minute….QB went off though. Ball placement was nasty 🥶