Everett B Haney

If ya see me comin' betta step aside
Lotta men didn't, lotta men died
One fist of iron, the other 1 steele
If da left don't getcha da right 1 will

[Everett B Haney @UncleEvrett]

@mtracey You never heard Tulsi 's Russian accent, even though it was hard to miss.

[Everett B Haney @UncleEvrett]

@aintscarylarry At first I started buying my shirts 1/2 in. too big in the neck. Now I avoid the top button entirely lest the throat pussy puckers.

[Everett B Haney @UncleEvrett]

@aintscarylarry What Garland underestimated was Trump's ability to sell the victimhood narrative even though he had proceeded with an abundance of caution. Furthermore, Garland underestimated the extreme extent Trump would go to in pushing further into uncharted, corrupt authoritarian territory.

[Everett B Haney @UncleEvrett]

@aintscarylarry ...by falsely claiming he was a victim of the same.

From 2021 - 2024, Trump played the victim card, claiming the DoJ, Letitia James and others were "weaponized" against him. Garland only pursued those charges he believed could be prosecuted successfully by 2024...

[Everett B Haney @UncleEvrett]

@Linda_Kentucky @IvankTrumprl Stop lying.
You misread $5.016 as $5.16
You could have spared yourself further embarrassment by admitting you failed 3rd grade math.

[Everett B Haney @UncleEvrett]

@gregorbkny @KBD_47 @DropSiteNews @DarializaforNY @claireforny @AOC Only 5% of registered voters turned out to vote for independence. DizzyLizzy wants to send the other 95% packing.

Maybe she'll stage a coup and they'll crown her Empress of the Caribbean.

[Everett B Haney @UncleEvrett]

@themeasuredtake @DropSiteNews Last year, when independence was given as an option, but not status quo, only 5% of registered voters chose indepence. DizzyLizzy loves to tell people what to think and how to vote, and accuse them of being deceived if it doesn't confirm to her fringe ideology.

[Everett B Haney @UncleEvrett]

@WernerMouton @Brcremer Evangelicals are not Christians. They are thousands of individual cults, each one offering a tasting menu that caters to and perpetuates the prejudices and self-loathing neuroses that infect their community. Prosperity Gospel preachers are the worst offenders.

[Everett B Haney @UncleEvrett]

@MichelleB724852 @pink_panth87952 Stormy cost him $130K and 32 felony convictions. E Jean Carroll cost him $5M so far, and another $83M on the way, plus a rape conviction in civil court.

Trump's recent bad choices have cost us tax payers trillions. We need to get that $ back from him and his cronies.

[Everett B Haney @UncleEvrett]

@GretchenWhitw15 @pink_panth87952 And a lesbian porn star. Melania gave up a lucrative career doing what she loves: eating pussy in front of a camera.

I hope her pre-nup is more lucrative than her potential as a lesbian porn queen. Every spank bank has been deprived of the hottest girl-on-girl action we've seen

[Everett B Haney @UncleEvrett]

@Linda_Kentucky @IvankTrumprl ...than the ness he left for Biden in 2021

Nobody's buying Trump's lies. He's fucked over every American who has less than a billion dollars in the bank

The good news is, Democrats are sailing toward majorities in the House and Senate to limit the damage he can do in next 2 yrs

[Everett B Haney @UncleEvrett]

@Linda_Kentucky @IvankTrumprl ...TACO Trump has already conceded to Iran far more than the JCPOA which he ripped up in his first term.

Trump's endless wars have cost trillions of dollars. He's digging a hole that'll take the Democratic admin and Democratic Congress years to bail out, far more challenging...

[Everett B Haney @UncleEvrett]

@Linda_Kentucky @IvankTrumprl LMAO

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@mmpadellan I've got morning wood now that I checked todays polling.

[Everett B Haney @UncleEvrett]

@honeymoon250 Granny's a lesbo

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@princess_kim_k Up the butt

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@veggieto @mmpadellan Poopy Herman

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@GloriaRoge54414 @IvankTrumprl