Uncle Gary

I'm not some random guy... and I'm not actually his "uncle", if you know what I mean.

[Uncle Gary @UncleGaryUGA]

@3YearLetterman Milli Vanilli will be sorely missed

[Uncle Gary @UncleGaryUGA]

I couldn't be more excited to see Milli Vanilli performing live again!

[Uncle Gary @UncleGaryUGA]

@KandissTaylor You left out those of us who follow you for the pure comedic content. I'd like to see more of your unhinged, racist, delusional, and completely whackadoodle thoughts.

[Uncle Gary @UncleGaryUGA]

@3YearLetterman learned from the best

[Kevin Gallagher @KevG163]

🍸55 Years Ago Tonight🍸
November 23, 1970

During the first-ever nationally-televised primetime game in #Philadelphia, an inebriated Howard Cosell is forced to miss the second half of the #Eagles-#Giants contest on Monday Night Football from frigid Franklin Field.

He proceeds to vomit on Don Meredith's boots, then take a car service back to NYC.

[Uncle Gary @UncleGaryUGA]

@KandissTaylor I always wondered what my ex's last name was

[Uncle Gary @UncleGaryUGA]

The trucking business is slow right now, so I've acquired a pressure washer and am taking reservations to clean up your deck for you

[Uncle Gary @UncleGaryUGA]

Thanks to @BradWCAttorney for drawing up the papers that permitted me to do this when Tina filed

[Chad Harrison 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @Texas_jeep_guy]

Man’s divorce settlement his wife was to get 50% of everything he owned. So he took it quite literally. Got out the power tools and went to work. 🤣🤣.

[Uncle Gary @UncleGaryUGA]

@matt_vanswol Wait til you see the all different flags flying during the world cup and olympics in a few years

[Uncle Gary @UncleGaryUGA]

@buttjones420 Glad to see I'm not on yore list

[Uncle Gary @UncleGaryUGA]

@KandissTaylor The fact that you got votes last time proves that there's no requirement to be sober when you vote in Georgia

[Uncle Gary @UncleGaryUGA]

@jessieab77 @KandissTaylor Yore mistake is admitting that you voted for her before

[Uncle Gary @UncleGaryUGA]

@ugabarstool Nothing compares to The Varsity

[Uncle Gary @UncleGaryUGA]

@3YearLetterman 👀

[Uncle Gary @UncleGaryUGA]

@nofearshirt @TMZ @unclegarytrucks @UncleGary13 You know it wasn't me... Homeland Security wouldn't let me across the border

[Uncle Gary @UncleGaryUGA]

@NFL_DovKleiman @NFLonCBS I have NEVER had a pass intercepted in the NFL. Where's my kudos?

[Uncle Gary @UncleGaryUGA]

@krassenstein That rules me out, I guess

[Uncle Gary @UncleGaryUGA]

@nofearshirt @CourtTV When did you become a notary?

[Uncle Gary @UncleGaryUGA]

@hagfail He is not currently permitted to live in America, is he?

[Uncle Gary @UncleGaryUGA]

@BradWCAttorney Need to check if @3YearLetterman truly has the 104 he claims

[Uncle Gary @UncleGaryUGA]

@unclegarytrucks Because yore a fraud