Joe Maxwell

New phone who dis

[Joe Maxwell @UncleJoe_14]

When u wit the homies & a throwback song come on every1 knows it & they shut the hell up so everyone can listen in peace, those are the best

[Joe Maxwell @UncleJoe_14]

Fast and the Furious
2 Fast 2 Furious
Fast and Furious
OK we're going Fast Enough
Why Aren't We Slowing Down
This is Definitely Too Fast

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.

[Joe Maxwell @UncleJoe_14]

Crépe diem. It's like seize the day but for thin pancakes instead

[Joe Maxwell @UncleJoe_14]

I already feel like summer is dwindling down and it's giving me anxiety 😩

[Joe Maxwell @UncleJoe_14]

@sporgs18 That was a tighter race than the Hilary and Trump

[Joe Maxwell @UncleJoe_14]

Thought I caught a wild Charizard when I was drunk playing #PokemonGO this weekend. Turns out was a fire hydrant

[Joe Maxwell @UncleJoe_14]

Shoutout to those friends who like a Facebook picture AND the ig, you the real mvp😌🙌🏼

[Joe Maxwell @UncleJoe_14]

If I don't answer your text I'm sorry, but snapchat has a story of the worlds ugliest dog contest

[Joe Maxwell @UncleJoe_14]

RT if you want to bring back cargo pants with the zippers at the knees

[Joe Maxwell @UncleJoe_14]

@MikeDouglas73 yeah I guess #NoRagrets

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

My girl said she wanted an MK watch for her birthday so you know I had to do it

[Joe Maxwell @UncleJoe_14]

Drinking Colt 45 brought back 2nd year memories that I think should have stayed forgotten #YaNasty

[Joe Maxwell @UncleJoe_14]

#LifeHack Next time you're about to tell somebody the exact amount of tattoos you have on your body, don't.

[Andrew Parlee @pArLee49]

Sad times for #stu puck bunnies , stay strong girls #thinkingofyou

[Joe Maxwell @UncleJoe_14]

Klub Khrome is fun but its not Jacks Pizza employees playing Drake and making strobe lights at 2am kind of fun #YouTheRealMVP🍕

[Noémie Chiasson @nominatorr]

@mikemurchie @UncleJoe_14 something to be proud of ehh

[Joe Maxwell @UncleJoe_14]

Abs are made in the kitchen but so are tacos 🌮🌮

[Joe Maxwell @UncleJoe_14]

And for the 11th year, @osheaga presents Nick Cave just yelling for 3 days #OSHEAGA2016