Kyle Walter

OSU 22. Chemical Engineering. Cat Dad. If you ain’t first, you’re last.

[Kyle Walter @UncleKel99]

Cran-Apple really just slaps the hardest.

[Kyle Walter @UncleKel99]

Been thinking about Codename: Kids Next Door a lot

[Kyle Walter @UncleKel99]

Me who buys Costco bags of spinach cause it’s cheaper to buy in bulk and just freeze it 😅.

[slorote @slorote]

Growing up poor makes you cheap in the funniest ways. Anyways gotta force myself to buy an umbrella

[Kyle Walter @UncleKel99]

Okay I’m not a shoe guy or anything but the Naruto Jordans look fire.

[Kyle Walter @UncleKel99]

*at a Waffle House interview*
So can you fight?

[Kyle Walter @UncleKel99]

Saw a dude at the gym yesterday that was listening to a sad 2000s playlist and putting up a lot of weight. Terrifying.

[Kyle Walter @UncleKel99]

Never felt so damn good where I’m at

[Kyle Walter @UncleKel99]

Being selectively “smart” or whatever is weird cause I have a decent grip on quantum mechanics, but I also hit myself in the head with the freezer door when I open it sometimes.

[Kyle Walter @UncleKel99]

HUGE day at work for me today y’all. I think I can officially call myself a Research Scientist now.

[Kyle Walter @UncleKel99]

@baddanadanabad Fuck

[Kyle Walter @UncleKel99]

I need a Euchre partner fr.

[Kyle Walter @UncleKel99]

Your boy just had a performance review at work and GOT A BIG FAT RAISE. Let’s go 🤠🤠.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

asked the bank teller for quarters and she asked what i was gonna use them for ???? i’m gonna put them in a sock and swing em around

[Kyle Walter @UncleKel99]

If you’re in a place where you’re trying to grow/change, it might feel pretty lonely.

[nart @schmoopsiepooo]

oat milk did to almond milk what zoom did to skype

[Kyle Walter @UncleKel99]

It can be real dangerous to just be sitting around on your phone all the time.

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

having divorced parents funny cuz why were my parents trading me at the gas station like i’m coke

[Kyle Walter @UncleKel99]

Update: it was 🔥 🔥 🔥

[Kyle Walter @UncleKel99]

Y’all I’m really about to see The Batman