WordsofUncleLuke

Here's our collection of Uncle Luke's words of wisdom that have made us laugh over the years. He is in his 30's, plays the piano, and has down syndrome.

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"I'll always be the sprinkles on your sundae" - to his sister-in-law

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"Your house is ridiculously small like Harry Potter's"

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"TGI-flonase" as he takes his Flonase out of his medicine bag

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"How about I give you a $20 bill and you give me 20 singles?" - response to his brother about owing him $20

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*sneezes on niece's head*

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"I didn't say you don't know anything, you're just 8 year old minded" UL to niece Megan

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"There's really no difference between a 21 year old and a hot dog" he says to his 21 year old niece

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"I'm always noticeable, always popular" #confidenceiskey

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Division III will donate $1 to @SpecialOlympics for each new follower this week - spread the word! #D3Week

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Happy Spread the Word to End the Word Day! Uncle Luke wants you to respect EVERYONE and stop using the r-word! Go out and spread the word!💙💛

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To his brother: "I'd rather eat a dead horses nose than be touched by you"

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In reference to his niece's shoes: "What's next? A tattoo on your face?"

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Niece: you're living every guy's dream, surrounded by sorority girls
Uncle Luke: you girls are pretty lucky too
#confidenceiskey

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Who wants to help a great cause? Niece Nora is raising money for the special Olympics🏆 Check it out!: https://t.co/mBRUrtCvY6

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When asked if he was cheering for the Mets- "I don't like the Mets or the Yankees... Just the Patriots" ⚾️🏉🏆

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Niece- how's life without me after LBI?
UL- it's like a chipwich with no flavor

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*watching news*
"Uhhhh why does Hillary Clinton look like George Washington?"

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Nephew: What was your favorite subject in school?
UL: Not Math
*Everyone laughs*
UL: Math was stupid like an unsalted pretzel

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Niece: I'm hot UL: Hi hot. I'm rainstorm

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"I love this couch. It's filled with memories" Goodnight from UL