Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️

Founder of DerpWorks/DERP || MAYC 8458|| Project Account @derp_works || 🍌🦧🦍 || On Chain Wizard || ApeChain || @ApeCoin || $APE || $DERP

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

Gm, over the last few days we've (the boys and I - in discord and x chat) been testing out the new version of $ DERP Mining on the new, rebranded, rebuild, and thoroughly upgraded site https://t.co/0Od8EacIdS @derp_works (blue check won't let me edit the X account yet),

If you want to join in with the bugs, testing, and features and suggestions - please feel free.

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There's a snazzy walkthrough to get you started, some free mining credits and you get to mine some totally worthless fderp (fake derp),

Thanks

derp DERP,

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Oh, and it's totally gasless now

Oh oh, and all of the txn volume and records lane on @ApeChainHUB - with 2000+ ledger writes to ApeChain so far

Oh oh oh, and there's now a conductor on ApeChain, and RH, and soon Base, and Eth, and...

If you know any project that needs RNG on any chain - holla at ya boy.

Oh oh oh oh, and the RNG is now Cheaper, Faster, and More secured - practically VRF grade.

Ohhhhhhhh, and every single mining session 'should' (when we go live with real DERP) - be profitable at Merchant prices (still working on some economics but yeah... literally free money).

Ohhhhhhh oh, and you can use @minepitderp Boys on any Chain they live on - Ape as MineBoys, RH as PitBoys... and...
Oh you can also mine WAYYY MORE boys per Machine, with Pooled CPU mining or GPU accelerated Mining a an iphone can now handle like 700 boys in 1 browser tab.

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

@Shronk19 @mars_buggy Sloppin around in the Mud for Packs and Cards - only on @ApeChainHUB

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

5 Packs, a Bunch of Loose Cards and 21,000,000 MUD buried in the Swamp. 0 dug so far.

Send your MudBoys in. One Stick = one dig.

Claim it, crack the jar, get paid $MUD. Some jars have a sealed pack inside.

Packs are cards. Cards trade card for card on Solana. Pick an offer, pick your cards, both sides swap in one transaction.

Want a card nobody's offering? Put yours up, name the one you want, post it. Your card stays in your wallet until someone fills it.

Every MUD that exists is sitting in the dig contract right now. The only way out is digging.

@apecoin @ApeChainHUB @HodlrCollective @NGBxShpend @yugalabs

https://t.co/GY4clngrlh

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

@mx170933937 Bruh, Boys on every chain! I know how to do Solana shit now too!

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

@mx170933937 Mineboy - or any of the Layer0 OmniBoys

Base, Viti, Pit - Boys

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

@1Dan_Catanzaro Any boy is a mudboy!

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

@imastonefox Lets gooo!

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

@imastonefox Yep, it reads your Boys on any Chain, sticks are bought with Ape on Ape

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

CAs

$MUD (ApeChain): 0x76AFfDA5Ea57E53B82C65240734335a33cDfD5Dc

Trade Book (Solana): Mudav3fe4qFihgcfCdZAXxNFupTuJR2pUa6Qo7M3CBN

Repo is Public on my Github - see website

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

@imjameshall @spicytinaa It's a little minimalist for me...

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

@dongsockswtf @mars_buggy @ApeChainHUB @apecoin @yugalabs dRiPpIn

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

Just launched my first Solana Programme...

Do you smell what The Mac is cookin' ?

@ApeChainHUB @apecoin @yugalabs

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

@InpestorM @derp_works Derp price can't go down

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

Gm, over the last few days we've (the boys and I - in discord and x chat) been testing out the new version of $ DERP Mining on the new, rebranded, rebuild, and thoroughly upgraded site https://t.co/0Od8EacIdS @derp_works (blue check won't let me edit the X account yet),

If you want to join in with the bugs, testing, and features and suggestions - please feel free.

--
There's a snazzy walkthrough to get you started, some free mining credits and you get to mine some totally worthless fderp (fake derp),

Thanks

derp DERP,

--

Oh, and it's totally gasless now

Oh oh, and all of the txn volume and records lane on @ApeChainHUB - with 2000+ ledger writes to ApeChain so far

Oh oh oh, and there's now a conductor on ApeChain, and RH, and soon Base, and Eth, and...

If you know any project that needs RNG on any chain - holla at ya boy.

Oh oh oh oh, and the RNG is now Cheaper, Faster, and More secured - practically VRF grade.

Ohhhhhhhh, and every single mining session 'should' (when we go live with real DERP) - be profitable at Merchant prices (still working on some economics but yeah... literally free money).

Ohhhhhhh oh, and you can use @minepitderp Boys on any Chain they live on - Ape as MineBoys, RH as PitBoys... and...
Oh you can also mine WAYYY MORE boys per Machine, with Pooled CPU mining or GPU accelerated Mining a an iphone can now handle like 700 boys in 1 browser tab.

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

Have you mined any fderp? Have you contributed to testing? Have you posted or shared any of the content from https://t.co/0Od8EacIdS?

Fderp mining is valuable to the refining of the platform for mining real derp,

Please engage properly with the process of bringing real derp back to life immediately."

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

@RealDarkFather Those would be mk1 synths that also sustained eye damage,

It wouldn't make them a mk2, because their skin clearly makes them a mk1

And mk2's wouldn't be so obvious as to have the blue eyes would they! How're they gonna infiltrate the human population

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

@RealDarkFather Who knows, maybe they're all mk2s or maybe some are mk2s with no damange and some are humans, or just the damaged ones are mk2s and the rest are all humans

And what about synth apes and synth ghouls and synth... aliens?!

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

Alright a small update, Goobaloos are nearly complete as both Smooth Body and Voxel body

intake Forms have been submitted to Otherside, hoping to see these Beauties running around asap!

Depending on how busy the Otherside boys are (probably very)

You can wear you Goobaloo as Normal, Husk, or Skeleton form,

And will feature some of the Equippables but not all of them - for that you'll need a @readyplayergld

https://t.co/2qbzAhDJvy

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

Well a Mk1 has the obvious telltale see through skin - if you find a shirtless Mk1 you'll see more of it's robot skeleton beneath it - it shares a skeleton with the Protoype

But a Mk2 synth is way more advanced, way more capable of blending in with the normal humans... unless, it had some damage to it's synth skin, revealing it's synth body beneath!

Maybe all of the 'totally normal humans' aren't 'totally normal humans', how would one know?

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

@ShaggyCBW Gm Shaggy

[Uncle Mac 🟨⛏️ @Unclemac]

Yesterday, posts a whole bunch of times, today... posts not a lot...

So either I had a day off or I was cooking SO HARD I didn't have time to post - or whatever I was cooking is not ready yet.